The act of excreting upon Justin Bieber's chest, then moving in a rocking horse motion to smear the fecal matter across Bieber's chest, all while performing an intricate series of yoga moves in order to perform analingus upon Bieber simultaneously.
Brian: Damn, man, last night was strange.
Rob: Yeah? What happened?
Brian: I did a Cleveland Bieber Reamer Steamer?
Rob: Well. That escalated quickly.
Brian: Yeah, I got reamed by Bieber while I shat on his chest and rubbed it in with my ass cheeks at the same time.
Rob: Yeah, TMI.
by Robin "Puck" Goodfellow October 28, 2014
mugGet the Cleveland Bieber Reamer Steamermug.
Uh, the Portable Cleveland Steamer can be taken with you into the shitter, um, you know you can uh, it'll provide you some jack pleasure if your in the, eh, toilet, eh, you know, whatever you need it for.
by Funky Games January 27, 2024
mugGet the The Portable Cleveland Steamermug.

Cleveland steamer

When one wipes his finger in his ass and puts it in his partner upper lip
This motherfucker Farrell wiped his finger in his asshole and wiped it on my lip and gave me a motherfucking gaw damn cleveland steamer like a bitch
by nmgfh April 12, 2023
mugGet the Cleveland steamermug.

Cleveland Steamer

When you're railing someone in the ass and they shit all over your dick
"I was about to cum when she gave me a Cleveland Steamer"
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Cleveland Steamer

When you beat your kids black and blue because because their retarded
Dad gave me a Cleveland Steamer getting off the short bus
by FrostyDaDopeMan February 16, 2024
mugGet the Cleveland Steamermug.

Cleveland Steamer

TOUCHDOWN!!! What a talent Cleveland Steamer is- he really has a way of converting 3rd downs in the red zone!
by getyahistoryhere September 8, 2020
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