Post-nut clarity

The feeling of coming down from your pre-nut high. After the haze of horniness has worn off, you experience an after nut epiphany about the bitches you thought you wanted in your drawers.

A texted a girl that was ugly as fuck. Damn. Just because she was the only up. Damn. I was horny and wanted to fuck. Damn. Then in the clarity of post nut, I realized she wasnt the one. That's the beauty of post-nut clarity.

by Windy indy March 4, 2021

Moment of Clarity

The moment when a person realises (realistically) how breathtakingly/completely drunk he/she really is.

Usually occurs when out partying/clubbing, and most commonly when using the toilet, as the environment is mostly devoid of any stimulation and allows the person in question to self-reflect and fully comprehend how drunk they really are. May also happen when sitting alone for a period of time.

Note for guys: a moment of clarity may be unlikely if using a urinal/trough due to fight or flight response which may distract you from any quiet self-reflection.

This "moment of clarity" is usually accompanied by other strange thoughts including: admiration of the design of the toilet, wall paper, graffiti. Also looking at yourself in the mirror and realizing u look like drunk but you don't care because the feeling of accomplishment for being so drunk and knowing it overrides that.

Two guys in adjacent cubicles in the toilet:

Guy 1: "Hey dude its been a pretty fun night hey?"
Guy 2: "Holy shit man, I'm having a moment of clarity?"
Guy 1: "Haha yeah you did look pretty pissed on the dance floor the way you groped that chick!"
Guy 2: "Haha awesome! This is the best night ever!! I love you man!"

by paul2227 October 23, 2009

false clarity

that state of mind at 2:04 AM when you think you feel good and you want and need to do something, but you really should just go to sleep, actually you should've done so four hours ago

i'm not sure if i'm doing myself any good by staying up at night writing this, maybe this is just me having a moment of false clarity of mind and i really really should just stop because I'm clearly not in the position to make rational, good and healthy decisions for myself RIP i'll sleep tomorrow
oh wait, it's tomorrow

RIP

by personalcomputer May 30, 2017

Corona Clarity

The moment of realization about something absent from your life during the Covid-19 pandemic.

Corona clarity made me realize how much I’m thankful for.

by Gambit13 April 16, 2020

Post Quarantine Clarity

Similar to post nut clarity, post quarantine clarity refers to the sudden moment of lucidity an individual experiences once shutdowns / lockdowns / stay at home orders are lifted and they no longer feel an attraction to their quarantine buddy.

Becky: Heard so-and-so broke it off with so-and-so once bars reopened. Must’ve been that post quarantine clarity.

by GeminiThief July 9, 2020

Post Art Clarity

The Sudden realization of what one has created some time or immediately after its completion.

Man 1: Hey check out this thing I made
Man 2: Huh, that's...
Man 1: I know... Sick Right?
Man 3: Dude that's fucking wicked!
Man 1: Thanks man I've been working on this for a while now

Sometime Later...

Man 1: What, the fuck...
Man 2: Hey are you alright?
Man 1: I... I made this...
Man 1: What the fuck why did I make this
Man 2: Are you talking about the thing you made?
Man 1: Yeah man... Jesus Christ...
Man 2: Yep, that's Post Art Clarity alright

by Wilhelmn November 12, 2020

Post-Devolvo Clarity

The state where one reached peak devolvo

Yo Jared why is this call less chaotic?
Everyone reached Post-Devolvo Clarity

by LiquidArsenicc April 4, 2021