Catastrophic Organ Fail

The worst type of fail possible.

-"Success! I know have enough money for petrol!"

-"Really? What did you do?"

-"I sold my car!"

-"...catastrophic organ fail."

by MMIIYY May 27, 2008

Catastrophe Conservative

Someone who believes major economic decline is eminent leading to the end of the US Dollar as we know it.

A Catastrophe Conservative believes that the monetary system will collapse so he invests in gold, seeds, and water systems. The average CC listens to Alex Jones and others who believe we are in a "Police State". He believes there is no need to pay taxes anymore and let the government dissolve. Governments to him are nothing but "Farms" for "Human Livestock". Just GOOGLE, "Most Dangerous Video On the Internet". He probably watched this video.

by no know March 14, 2011

catasaur

a cross between a cat and a dinosaur... generally an awesome creature :D

common noise: merawr

friend: merawr! i'm a catasaur!!
me: ahahahahahahaa lol!

by hugs5913 October 13, 2011

Catamerangled

So messed up that you can't come up with any other word. Extremely screwed up. The ultimate way to describe insanity.

Having the feeling you're falling out of a tree, then realizing you're sitting at your kitchen table is such a Catamerangled idea.

by SG44 December 30, 2011

catastrophic dump

The mother of all bowel movements

Dave: Don't go into the toilet, I just had a catastrophic dump

by Eldonko January 1, 2012

catastrafucked

Short for 'catastrophically fucked' usually as a result of profound alcohol consumption

"How was last night?"

"I can't remember, I was catastrafucked"

by Well Spoken Moron December 31, 2016

catamantaloedes

Father of Casticus; Member of the Sequani, had obtained the kingship among the Sequani for many years and he had been called a friend by the Senate of the Roman people.

Nay even catamantaloedes comes close to your knowledge of Senatus Populusque Romanus.

by pbizy November 20, 2017