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capitalist

A member of a belief system, whose sole commandment is the collection and idolization of personal wealth, usually but not limited to the form of US dollars. Capitalists believe that the right to increase one's wealth, and purchase any type of item, is sacred and highly offensive to infringe upon. Capitalism is also the highly complex social phenomenon that spawns from this initial mindset.

Capitalism's most prominent appearance is as the state religion of the United States and its satellites. Although strictly enforced by intelligence agencies, any form of major upset against the system is highly unlikely. Technically, the US constitution forbids state religion, which could make its enforcement illegal, however, the vast majority of the human population does not classify capitalism as a religion.
"Did you hear that NASA's delaying the moon mission again?"

"Can't expect much from 'em. It's a capitalist agency. They're getting paid to work on it, not to launch it."
by THE Torin January 11, 2024
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Quantum Capitalist

Quantum Capitalist is a trading and asset management company founded by Francesco Planchestainer, an entrepreneur and trader with a clear vision: to revolutionize the investment world through advanced strategies, risk management and technological innovation. The company currently manages a capital of 80 million dollars, starting at 5 million. Quantum Capitalist operates in global markets, with a focus on Forex, Gold, Indices and Cryptocurrencies, using scalping and day trading strategies to maximize profits. The company is also a financial training hub, offering mentoring and advanced courses for traders of all levels, teaching winning market strategies and the mindset necessary to succeed in the world of trading. The financial results demonstrate the success of the company: in 2021/2022 Quantum Capitalist generated €300,000, in 2022/2023 it reached €15 million, while in 2023/2024 it totaled €75.5 million. To consolidate its growth, the company is considering collaborations with institutional investors, brokers and fintech companies, with the aim of expanding managed capital and continuously improving its strategies and technologies.
Quantum Capitalist's future goals are ambitious: exceed the billion dollars in management, launch a regulated hedge fund. Quantum Capitalist is not just a trading company, but an ecosystem that is redefining the way investors approach financial markets, combining technology, strategy and an entrepreneurial vision projected into the future.
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by UrbanPeopleStory February 3, 2025
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Capitalist tennis

Where two tennis players start on an 'even footing', and the strongest player serves first. Each time the weakest player loses a game, they have to down a double gin & tonic, thus progressively getting weaker.
Maria and Michael played capitalist tennis yesterday, Maria ended up losing and was very drunk by the end!
by RandyRhoads84 June 4, 2024
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urban dictionary late capitalist

When the volunteer editors at Urban Dictionary repeatedly decide not to publish your fantastical definition of a penis bra (similar to face bra), just because they sell those gaiters for their capitalistic gain.
You urban dictionary late capitalist, don't you realize that selling penis bras would more than redouble your sales?
by TX' Speedy July 9, 2020
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