bumpy keys

The keys "f" and "j" on the keyboard that people place their hands on because they feel good.

"Ohhh dude that keyboard has bumpy keys, lemmie feel 'em."

by FishLUL April 24, 2025

Bumpy Drink

The superiour term for soft drink, sodas aren't soft they are bumpy from the carbonation, and when you first drink into it its like wow.

I would like to order a cup for a bumpy drink

by Chocky the smart May 26, 2024

Bumpy Landing

When the gasses left from crop dusting catch up to you as you sit down. This has the unfortunate effect of giving away the normally anonymous act of crop dusting, as well as assaulting you with your own chemical warfare.

I was crop dusting all the way back from the bathroom, but had a bumpy landing when I returned to the table.

by iamgigglz May 4, 2011

Bumpy Cuddles

When two people have sex.

Do you want to have bumpy cuddles?

by aaron88800 August 10, 2022

bumpy keys

The keys "f" and "j" on the keyboard people touch because they want to type "fjfjfjfj" or just because they feel good.

"ohhh dude that keyboard has bumpy keys, let me touch them!"

by FishLUL April 24, 2025

Bumpy time

any type of sexual intercourse. Oral bumpy time is a BJ. auto bumpy time is masturbation.

she was in the bath room so long because she met up with some guy. I am assuming that they had bumpy time in a closet.

by elisabeth of neal November 3, 2009

Hitting a bumpy dirt road in Vegas

Snorting cocaine off of a prostitute's anus.

I was up gambling all night after hitting a bumpy dirt road in Vegas.

by POWDER MONKEY March 16, 2025