Bumpy Gourd

An STD that everyone knows about but has never heard of. Also an alcoholic drink that bartenders pretend they don’t know what it is.

Yo barkeep...can I get dat bumpy gourd,brahhhh?

by Hid BETCH November 12, 2017

Hitting a bumpy dirt road in Vegas

Snorting cocaine off of a prostitute's anus.

I was up gambling all night after hitting a bumpy dirt road in Vegas.

by POWDER MONKEY March 16, 2025

Screaming Bumpy

A screaming bumpy is when you have back seat anal sex in the back of a Toyota Carola doing 60 mph down a dirt road

"she was walking funny after that screaming bumpy and taking that sharp corner near the big rock"

by August 02, 2022

Bumpy Swallow

A blowjob given in a moving rv

She gave me a bumpy swallow on the way to destin yesterday

by Twurzy July 07, 2018

slumpy bumpy couchy ouchy

is the act of giving someone such head on a couch it literally bounces up and down

guy: hey dude my girl vanessa gave me super hard slumpy bumpy couchy ouchy that there are now marks on the floor!!!!1!1!
other guy: who is named vanessa nowadays

by slumpybumpy April 16, 2024

bumpy bird

A bumpy bird, commonly known as a bird with bumps.

"That feller over there got a bumpy bird"

by Big Pimping 42069 October 06, 2023

bumpy genatosis

A condition of having moles and skin tags in the genatile area. It’s a serious medical condition , even if your girlfriend doesn’t think so. “Misty doesn’t believe how serious my bumpy genatosis truly is”.

My bumpy genatosis is a source of scrutiny from my girlfriend over its seriousness.

by Wubba dub dub January 18, 2019