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Bumpy Landing

When the gasses left from crop dusting catch up to you as you sit down. This has the unfortunate effect of giving away the normally anonymous act of crop dusting, as well as assaulting you with your own chemical warfare.
I was crop dusting all the way back from the bathroom, but had a bumpy landing when I returned to the table.
by iamgigglz May 4, 2011
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Hitting a bumpy dirt road in Vegas

Snorting cocaine off of a prostitute's anus.
I was up gambling all night after hitting a bumpy dirt road in Vegas.
by POWDER MONKEY March 16, 2025
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Bumpy ben

by Jesus 😉 September 18, 2025
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Snuggle Bumpies

When your girlfriend is snuggling on top of you and it turns into sex.
She wanted to snuggle but it turned into snuggle bumpies.
by ProfSnuggles April 15, 2016
mugGet the Snuggle Bumpiesmug.

weak but bumpy

You are so beautiful, with an angel face, affectionate violet eyes, and a slender, weak but bumpy body. Your beauty will certainly be magnified countless times on the screen, beyond the secular. Hundreds of millions of men all over the world love your face at the meeting and are willing to pay money to watch your face on the screen. So am I, hoping to communicate with you and become friends.
by anonymous December 24, 2024
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Alabama Bumpy Road

Alabaman definition for badonkadonks.
Generally used when you want to keep it in the family, you show your Alabama Bumpy Road to your cousin/uncle/brother.
When you want to keep your family tree lookin' like the Toyota logo, you go over to your cousin Mike's house and show him your Alabama Bumpy Road. 9 months later, Lil' Timmy pops out and the process repeats.
by bush did 911 January 27, 2024
mugGet the Alabama Bumpy Roadmug.

hump-bumpy

A rest stop area where gay men go to have anonymous sex.
Damn, I'm horny! I'm'a get me down to that hump-bumpy for a lil' bumpin'!
by straightup61 February 11, 2010
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