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Bullshit

My Friend: Yo, I just looked up your name and it's completely inaccurate! It says you have blue eyes, brown hair, and it says you're tall and quiet. You're literally none of those things.
Me: Where did you look it up on?
My friend: Urban Dictionary.
Me: Oh, no shit, they get everything wrong. Everything on that site is bullshit.
by Salliamboyes July 7, 2017
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bullshit

Bullshit is when your fed up with the shit life throws at you
I am so fed up with your Bullshit.
by Rosalia Love March 15, 2016
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bullshit

It is a popular buzzword on Google search suggestions to complain just about everything going on in the world.
Did you hear the news story? It's bullshit if you ask me!
by rolls rock January 11, 2015
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Bullshitism

The philosophy that everything is bullshit. As such, nothing should be considered true, and trying to be truthful is purposeless. It was created who knows when, by who knows who.
The bolsheviks had no words to say to the bullshitiks, who would only see anything they said as false. This is because the bullshitiks actively practiced bullshitism. Which in turn resulted in massive bullshittery.
by Bullshitik#1 November 14, 2020
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Bullshit

The cross breed of a bulldog and a shih-tzu, a bullshit is characterized as having the signature jowls and floppy ears of the bulldog, with the moppy tail and thick fur of the shih-tzu.
"Did Laura's dog give birth yet?"

"Yeah, to a very healthy litter of bullshits!"
by penguinface. April 26, 2010
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bullshit

Something very far from the truth.

LOL GEORGE BUSH LOL!! HURRRRR
by mwells August 20, 2003
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bullshit

A favorite tool of the mass conformist world who loves to use it to as a desperate attempt to fit in with society when they don't have the brains to think for themselves. But to intelligent people, they just look like bullshitting morons.
George Carlin: America's #1 industry is the marketing and packaging of bullshit.
by hunglikehuang October 15, 2006
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