buffet boner

An erection produced by sexual arousal due to thoughts about dining at an all-you-can-eat restaurant.

"Whenever I think about going to that all-you-can-eat place, I get a buffet boner."

by yes juanito yes June 13, 2014

buffet slayer

fat girl

by deBaser November 6, 2003

Butthole Buffet

An event in which three or more buttholes of all shapes and sizes are readily available for the insertion of ones finger in order to taste and review said butthole. Similar to a wine tasting, the taster is to insert his or her finger to the first knuckle, rotate the finger clockwise 180 degrees and remove. The taster now has what is known as a "poop finger". Hints of dinner and notes of the butthole owners overall health and diet should be noted and discussed. Next, place the poop finger inside your mouth and leave it on your tounge one second for every 10 years the butthole has aged. Exhale and enjoy.

Last nights butthole buffet was great! They brought in that elderly Korean man with the heavy curry diet, a newbie butthole from Ireland, a donkey from Central America, and a Thia ladyboy hooker. I used the same finger 3 times in a row and made a butthole suicide. It was by far most diverse buffet to date

by Blank thoughts November 9, 2012

Jimmy Buffett

"Jimmy Buffett is famous for his ability to help his fans escape to a tropical world of beaches and cool breezes". Jimmy Buffett opened the doors of the Caribbean feeling to people in the U.S., becoming one of the most popular artists of today. While he is commonly known for "Cheeseburger in Paradise" and "Margaritaville", his true fans know that it is songs like "The Weather is Here I wish you were Beautiful", "Fins", "A Pirate Looks at Fourty", and "One Particular Harbour", plus about 200 other songs that prove him to be the talented song writer he is. Jimmy Buffett created his Phan club of Parrottheads: a group of fun alcoholics who work too hard and listen to Buffett as a way of winding down. Or, a group of lazy beach bums. Either way, fan's of Buffett love him and his music for all it is. At the same time, we all know he couldn't be the same artist without the help of his Coral Reefers.

We are the people our parents warned us about...

by BananaWind May 2, 2005

butthole buffet

When a man or woman makes their ass available for multiple poundings at a time from multiple partners.

Did you hit the Kari butthole buffet? Man, she didn't have much left on the table for me.

by Ryan Eaves May 6, 2006

No. 1 Chinese Super Buffet

Any Fort Collins restaurant causing intense stomach and intestinal distress brought on by over-eating and usually accompanied by hiccoughs, a long walk home, a loss of $12, and followed by diarrhea and vomiting.

It smells like No. 1 Chinese Super Buffet in the bathroom, I almost got the hiccoughs just being in there.

by W.vs.I November 29, 2009

Uncle Mung's Chunky Shrimp Buffet

A slang term popular in southern New England, used to describe the act of cunnilingus on an 'unclean' woman. This phrase is especially used within the context of women who are 'dirty' in terms of hygiene simply by choice, and care little for rectifying this issue.

"Yeah, so our friend was in the hospital for 2 weeks. He had 3 different infectious diseases, all of which were previously undiscovered to science."

"Holy crap! What did he do?"

"He had a reservation at Uncle Mung's Chunky Shrimp Buffet."

"Oh damn."

by LoverOfThePoonani March 13, 2008