Brown Bag Special

When one fists another with brass knuckles using diarhea as lubricant.

Bro last night I gave this chick a brown bag special.

by moofd May 14, 2011

brown bag special

When after having sex, the giver will discretely grab the receiver's pants, nonchalantly walk into the bathroom and shit in them, then casually walk away

I cant believe i gave her a brown bag special

by biggerty December 27, 2009

brown bag special

a paper bag with "one night stand" essentials. condoms, lube, etc.

i went to a convenience store and went to the counter and asked for the 'brown bag special' and the lady gave me a dirty look...that whore.

by depraevd January 30, 2004

Brown Bag Lunch

When you shit your underpants to the point where they are ooey and gooey just like the Caramel Guy from Candy Land and you slide them over a girls face.

Will Ferrel was so determined to be a movie whore all his life that he gave himself a brown bag lunch just to get the part of the drummer in the Red Hot Chili Peppers movie.

by BrianandAlexButtBuddies June 19, 2009

Brown bag special

the act of shitting in a bag and ringing someones door and slapping them in the face with it profusely and then when the shits everywhere kick them in the stomach and haul ass

LOL look at that loser who just got a brown bag special or we're gunna go to *name*'s house and give them a brown bag special

by sean May 18, 2003

brown bag face

a face on a kid so ugly that should wear a brown bag over his face cuz it makes ppl cry and scare kids of the playground

Alvin is a brown bag face.
Damn hes ugly what a brown bag face.

by Sukh 2626 September 23, 2008

Brown-Bag Special

The Brown-Bag Special is when a man sits on the toilet with his partner in his lap. The partner takes a shit and it slides between his legs and against his nut sack, leaving it stained brown, before hitting the water.

She sat on my lap in the bathroom and proceeded to give me a Brown-Bag Special

by Jeremy Harrison May 12, 2006