Bronson

Someone with this name generally has a massive cock and is liked by all. He is superior in every way to people named Satvik.

Damn, Bronson is so hot.

by NotBronson November 24, 2021

Bronson

Bronson is a word for someone who is also known as Burt. Everything they say is exaggerated and dishonest.
Don't be a Bronson.

Did you hear Bronson bought a boat

by Aphrolicious September 23, 2022

Download a Bronson

To relieve ones self of an epic shit. Based on the popular character from 90s TV show Round the Twist.

That burrito sure was filling, I'm going to have to download a Bronson.

by JohnnyMoustache May 13, 2018

Bronsoning

Technical telling of the truth by means of omission of facts, when in fact the entire picture would be a lie.

By way of Bronsoning, he was not lying, because he left out key details.

by Fiveeighteen May 13, 2025

Troy Bronson

A mysterious and secretive Los Angeles-based model and actor who keeps his personal life private and only reveals his artistic side to the public. He is rumoured to be dating a Swedish supermodel and has a loyal fanbase across the globe on social media platforms.

Example: "Who is Troy Bronson dating? He is so Troy Bronson about it."

by pacificshell50 June 22, 2023

Bronson

Someone who is sooool annoying that they won’t shut up about either memes, Minecraft, or some other stupid thing. They are super butthurt all the time and constantly bitching about their life if there’s even a tiny inconvinience. They never work out and are kinda dumb. They always act retarded and cry when you even say one tiny little thing. They start being really annoying to you and then when you confront them they act like you’re soooooo evil

*is playing any instrument*
Bronson: *starts ruining the song you’re playing and making weird noises*
You: hey dude stop that Is playing something
Bronson: heyyyy stop being so mean it’s not like I was doing anything wrong I was just playing an instrument stop being such an asshole you’re so annoying waaaaaahwaahwahhhh

by Nobody is a Bitch December 19, 2019

Bronson Juice

The accumulation of piss, sweat and underwear fluff that accumulates under ones foreskin after not showering for a week. Resembles blue cheese fermented with picked onions.

Can you smell that?

Yeah dude, what is it ?

Jim's dick, it's definitely Bronson Juice

by Dad's Undies May 31, 2023