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Bronsoning

Technical telling of the truth by means of omission of facts, when in fact the entire picture would be a lie.
By way of Bronsoning, he was not lying, because he left out key details.
by Fiveeighteen May 13, 2025
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Bronson

Bronson is a word for someone who is also known as Burt. Everything they say is exaggerated and dishonest.
Don't be a Bronson.
Did you hear Bronson bought a boat
by Aphrolicious September 23, 2022
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Bronson

Someone with this name generally has a massive cock and is liked by all. He is superior in every way to people named Satvik.
Damn, Bronson is so hot.
by NotBronson November 24, 2021
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Download a Bronson

To relieve ones self of an epic shit. Based on the popular character from 90s TV show Round the Twist.
That burrito sure was filling, I'm going to have to download a Bronson.
by JohnnyMoustache May 13, 2018
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Bronson

Someone who is sooool annoying that they won’t shut up about either memes, Minecraft, or some other stupid thing. They are super butthurt all the time and constantly bitching about their life if there’s even a tiny inconvinience. They never work out and are kinda dumb. They always act retarded and cry when you even say one tiny little thing. They start being really annoying to you and then when you confront them they act like you’re soooooo evil
*is playing any instrument*
Bronson: *starts ruining the song you’re playing and making weird noises*
You: hey dude stop that Is playing something
Bronson: heyyyy stop being so mean it’s not like I was doing anything wrong I was just playing an instrument stop being such an asshole you’re so annoying waaaaaahwaahwahhhh
by Nobody is a Bitch December 19, 2019
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Bronson

Bronson is a name for a guy SUPER into hockey, also really has a big crush on the Ford Bronco.

Bronson’s usually are blonde, but super super sweet and nice to be around. Sometimes you just wanna keep a little Bronson around you at all times!

Being a Bronson comes with responsibility of being friendly with everyone and anyone at that. You could be the most shy person in the world and Bronson could bring out the happy social butterfly in you.
Person: “Why are you so happy today?”

Me: “Because I have a Bronson!”
by Aluminumbutts December 10, 2021
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Bronson

Strong, Masculine, Stylish, Old School, Powerful, and over all just a good ride! Bronsons are probably the best EBikes on the market.
"That guy's riding a Bronson! Lucky dude, what a nice EBike. Can't wait to get mine!"
by Il Bruto May 13, 2024
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