Bromance

The special and treasured bond of two straight males who have known each other for a very long time, it ain’t gay tho. This type of “romance” far exceeds that of a relationship because fuck women.

Dumb bitch: OMG Brad didn’t want to face fuck me tonight because he said he’s at a sleepover with Dylan
Dumb bitches friend: Ugh, totally rude, those two got some bromance going on

by Poop nose February 20, 2019

bromance

When a guy thinks a girl wants to be romantically involved with him because she is nice to him and wants to hang out with him, but in reality she just thinks of him in a platonic way, like a "bro". Hence the "bromance"

You could say that a guy has a case of the bromance when he develops a crush on a friend that is a girl.

You could also say that a girl is plagued by bromance when all her guy friends tend to fall in love with her.

Emilie: Shit, Dave's been texting me like twenty times a day. Its starting to get annoying.

Jess: I thinks he's got the bromance.

Emilie: Ew sick dude, we're just friends.

Jess: I bet thats not what he thinks.....

by JessCanada April 1, 2008

Bromance

When two strait guys love eachother soo much that they begin to have a bromance.
A romantic relationship between two strait guys.

Chad: whoa, are you guys gay er something!?

Mike: no, thay are just having a bromance.

by Nickeee. </3 March 27, 2009

Bromance

The loving bond and unity between Tom Harris and Matt Horlock. Cannot be broken no matter how big an ocean is or how wide a continent.

Matt and Tom are in a bromantic relationship. Bromance at its greatest.

by Manlover69er September 5, 2011

bromance

The romance between two bros. (non-homosexual)

Steve and Johnny formed a bromance with eachother when they read eachothers diaries to eachother which enclosed their deapest secrets.

by Davey3 October 16, 2008

Bromance

Eric and Moy's love for one another...although they are straight

bromance:dude, I love you, I love you too...but we straight.

by jassyphae January 20, 2009

Bromance

When two males bond over "straight" affection and shared emotions not for each other...(Yeah right). Overly bond. Like really bond. Like bondage. Oh.

Ali and Robert could NEVER have a bromance. Irene would make TOO much fun of them.

by Not James Wang. December 23, 2008