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Don’t break up

Veronica don’t break up with Furkan cause he likes u a lot. And if u do break up you’ll have 19 years of bad luck
by Some1fromspace November 1, 2019
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we are breaking up

man you need to find another girl
by birbie 919 October 1, 2023
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break up via text

When a coward is too self absorbed to give you the common decency of a phone call or face to face break up.
Break up via text
‘He broke up with me via text’

‘What a coward, grow some balls
by Cali girl 😕 October 13, 2017
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text message break up

the lamest most retarded thing anyone can ever do with a cell phone.
text message break up scenario: when kelly was broken up with via text message, she went alanis morrisette on her ex bf foreva, betch!
by kelly, betch! July 14, 2007
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National break up day

National break up day is always the first Wednesday in May.....Do it to your spouse but it’s made of a joke....but if he/she takes it seriously that’s on you.....but it has to to be played out for 24 hrs
Boyfriend: I’m breaking up with you

Girlfriend: how could you I loved you so much

24 hrs later

Boyfriend: baby it was a joke I could never leave you

Girlfriend: Awww I love you to baby don’t do that again though

Boyfriend: what it’s national break up day

Girlfriend: ......
by David feldabeldum June 5, 2019
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Valentine's Day Break-up

When two lovers break up on or just before Valentine's Day. Usually over money, sexual frustrations, or because they don't feel they actually love one another enough to be valentine's day(Love holiday) worthy. Pure stupidity, ladies and gentlemen! Also a leading cause for higher suicide rates around the world at this time of year. Attention Valentine's Day Break-ups are the moves of all things filthy cold and heartless, these kind of people will die alone one day.
Valentine's Day Break-up example 1:
"How was your Valentines Day?"

"John broke up with me."

"What a loser. I'm sorry your sad. You will find someone."

Valentine's Day Break-up example 2:

5 days before V-Day.
"Hey Kate! We Should get together for Valentines Day."
"Sorry Justin, I can't do this anymore, I want to be alone."

"You waited until now to tell me this! WHY?"
by BLOodyValenTINE666 February 12, 2010
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Post Break-Up Sex

The type of sex that you have with someone else when you just broke up with your boyfriend/girlfriend.
Rachel decided to have post break-up sex with her close friend Dan so she could try to forget about her ex.
by thatGirlwiththehair March 29, 2011
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