GARLIC BREAD

LISTEN HERE YOU WEE BASTARDS, GARLIC BREAD IS GODS FOOD AND YOU CANT LIVE WITH OUT IT. ALL HAIL THE BREAD OF THE GARLIC. AMEN🙏🙏🙏

White Bread: OMG, do you see that fit peice of bread!
Brown Bread: YES! That's a Garlic Bread!!!!!

by Indian Warrior aka Raman June 9, 2019

Bread

Cash, money, paper....etc

I don't pimp hoes for the head, I do it for the bread

by da_preach August 23, 2003

Breaded Genius

someone embodying exceptional intellectual ability, creativity, or originality, typically to a degree that is associated with the achievement of unprecedented insight.
Usually associated with making videos and student council related activities.

Man I felt so dumb when I met Ironwood High School's student council.

Yeah I know right? They're a bunch of breaded geniuses!

I wish I was a breaded genius like those kids David Mayer, Darrell Perez and Matt Johnson.

by dmayes123 May 19, 2011

Lay the Bread

“Laying the bread,” often confused with the phrase “get the bread,” does not refer to one getting money but one getting or trying to get at someone. People who often lay the bread associate the term with 🍞 or 🥖.

If you see someone trying to get and someone you would say:
“Lay the bread” or “*name* is Laying the Bread”

Ex. Dom hits on Rosie.
The boys call over to Dom,”Lay the bread.”

by ThatOneBlasianKid November 26, 2019

Brown Breach

When the sphincter is no longer strong enough to withstand the force of fecal expulstion and you have to perform an emergency evacuation, wether you are on the toilet or not, prepare yourself.

GUY1: did you hear about Rob

GUY2: no, why what happend?

GUY1: he had an emergency brown breach during maths

GUY2: at least he had time to get to the toilet, right :/

GUY1: Nope :(

by ARMO XD October 2, 2011

Pantera Bread

(n.) A slang term for the popular bakery franchise, Panera Bread, implies a more hardcore description.

Yea, they've got some good-ass bread at Pantera Bread. I like to think that Dimebag Darrell would have even munched on those muffin tops.

by chelthing April 22, 2011

Bandera bread sex trade

This is when you are lucky enough to meet a woman who will do anything for bandera bread... So naturally, the bread is exchanged for sexual favors...

I just found out my girlfriend is so crazy about bandera bread, that the bandera bread sex trade is the next logical step to take 'cause she'll put out anytime I talk about going to Boston Pizza.

by Bog-man November 1, 2016