Basingstoke

A town in Hampshire run by a woman called Maria. Veryone hangs around festival place and no where else, everyone is a chav or a rich kid wanna be chav and there is a wide range of high and low end shops like Apple, and Poundland. The locals refer to it as "b'stoke" or just "town", and by locals I mean the local road men who think they are hard by saying "wagwan" or "piffting".

Wagwan fam wanna go get a cheeky Nando's with the mandem in Basingstoke?

by Dat Big Boi February 17, 2017

Brashing

Wearing too many different brands, wearing multiple competing logos

Jenny is totally brashing with her prada belt, louie v bag and dior sun glasses

by Court Westcott January 24, 2008

ass basing

the word ass basing mean, when one lights his/her farts on fire. this can be a very dangerious thing as a male can loose a testical!!!!

hey jack do you wanna go ass basing with me?? Jack: nahh man i dont do that anymore since my cousin loose a nut from it!! Friend: o well im sorry to hear that.. well see ya im ganan go ass base!

by bibbity bobbity boop January 25, 2005

bracing for the impact

when your at school and your about to pass out from all the terrible homework and right before your teacher hands it out the bell rings and you RUNNNNN outta there (go search crooky cookies and bronky water and like them ;) )

im bracing for the impact Oh ThE bElL iS AbOuT To RiNG ***** RRRRIIIIIIIINNNNNNG******** YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETtttttttttt

by xxmeowmeow January 30, 2019

Basingstoke Town

Basingstoke Town

Welcome to Basingstoke Town the town full of hypocrites, fake friends, unreliable people, wannabe chavs that all act like they own Basingstoke but are all just complete nerds that listen to Drill Music and act like wannabe gangsters.

by Anonymous58963 April 1, 2021

basing

The act of a man performing a sexual action to a woman.

- Yesterday, I based my girlfriend all night long.

- We based on the backseat of my car.

- I'm basing Julie all the time.

- She asked me to base her.

by Rasputin da basemachine August 3, 2004

Braying Donkey

Worthless, fugly, low class, very stupid human being who hasn't uttered a single intelligent word in their entire miserable life

Yo that skanky trailer trash bitch ICE is a braying donkey.

by CAPPSUX November 20, 2006