dick in a box

A present that a man may give to his girl friend. It is ill advised to give this gift unless you are as cool/cooler than Justin Timberlake. That way, if the girl doesn't like it, she can always find solace in the fact that you're cooler than Justin Timberlake, who is pretty cool in his own right.

Average Joe: Here I got this for you.
Girl: What is that?!? Is that your dick in a box? That is gross.
Average Joe: Why can't I be as cool as JT?!?!?!?!?!

by Yorf February 1, 2007

dumber than a box of rocks

Phrase describing a person who lacks the collective intelligence of a box of rocks; possibly a bit more intelligent or a bit less intelligent than a person who is dumb as a rock.

John lit a match so he could see where the gas was leaking out; he's dumber than a box of rocks.

by Rocky Balbowa December 20, 2007

douche box

A container or vessel where people, who are not worthy of oxygen (or are extreme douches), go to die.

People, namely Avery, who feel the need to critique/correct urban dictionary submissions. Thus, he would be a douche box.

by Red Forman January 11, 2009

Dick n a box

a priceless gift to give your girl on any occasion.
Steps:
1. cut a hole in the box
2. Put your junk in the box
3. Make her open the box

dude: i need a gift for my girl
Friend: just pull the dick n a box she will love it.

by Leonidis June 21, 2008

disappointment box

n. A mailbox belonging to a college student (usually checked on a regular basis) which he or she normally finds empty, and thus a disappointment.

"Hey, hold on a sec, I've gotta check my disappointment box...yep, empty as usual."

by Joshua Winskill October 31, 2007

dutch box

the action of farting in an elevator and walking out while somebody else walks in

As tyler left the elevator, he farted as others went inside, thus giving them a dutch box.

by Dutch Crew June 1, 2009

Donut box

An event or gathering where all or most attendees are females. The female version of a sausage party.

Aww man I was hoping to get some D at church camp, but it’s a total donut box!

by daftdoll March 8, 2019