Central Maryland Diesel (Dan Bowen)

A person who is rude to others about their looks but has no room to judge because they're unpleasing the the eye.

Them: Shes such at catfish .
Everyone else: Your literally friends with Central Maryland Diesel (Dan Bowen) you all are over weight and ugly. Why are you judging someone else.

by madison craumer May 24, 2018

Bowen

Probably one of the biggest pieces of scum ever, probably couldn't even bench press a grain of sand.

Man that person is such a Bowen, no one wants to be with him

by georgeobamabushbiden42069 July 26, 2021

Tom Bowen

Also known as “Albino”, Tom is one of the greatest people ever known to man. He attends FHS and is one of a kind.

Hey, did you see Tom Bowen over there? Man he’s so sexy!

by Coolguy1028 September 13, 2022

Bowened

The situation of your crush bringing her best friend to your date.

"I was finally getting a shot with that girl but I got bowened at Costa"

by areyouskunked April 11, 2023

Bowen

Chalk it

"Chalk it" - Bowen

by Monster_Fanta_SODA!!! September 29, 2025

Bowen

A Bowen is a man/object who supplies the goods.

Person 1: God Dammit, half of my house fell again
Person 2: Don't worry, the local Bowen lives around the corner

by WETORUIK June 19, 2018

Bowen Bright

someone who Gets sooooo many girls and has the perfect shlong.

look at that sigma male
no man thats better hes a Bowen Bright

by Spankyyyy December 9, 2022