botched wipe

The point when ones finger penetrates the paper barrier between it and the anus causing feces to get under the nail. Verify by sniffing the suspect finger.

After smelling my finger I determined I had a botched wipe

by Ivan Denisovich December 31, 2013

crotch-botched

This is the condition that occurs as a result of waxing or shaving one's crotch. Ingrown hairs may appear, razor burn occurs, and the skin may become super sensitive and irritated. It does not occur in everyone but is likely to occur if defuzzing is not done properly.

I couldn't help but notice Jenni's bikini line. It looked so red and painful. Poor girl got crotch-botched.

by FASH1976 September 06, 2009

Tard Botch

Retarded Bitch

Man, that chick is such a Tard Botch!

by Stella Ella Ella Eh Eh August 08, 2008

crusty botch

A person of crusty, unlikeable nature.

Vitoria is a crusty botch

by Vinny L. October 18, 2007

word botching

Sitting at your desk, achieving little, instead of bird watching

I'm getting fucking nowhere with this manuscript...let's go bird watching instead of this pathetic waste of time, word botching.

by Astacus May 03, 2015

Botched Enema

An enema gone wrong. This could lead to any number of problems.

Jayray: Hey man, how was that coffee enema?
Petey: Eh, ran into some problems...
Jayray: Oh... was it a botched enema?
Petey: Sure was

by Bloody Paw July 24, 2008

botch

a botch is anything where the sun don't shine

i have a fotchy botchy

by Boozer April 06, 2003