Bitched

A term to describe one's eyes when high as fuck on weed and redder than the Devil's dank.

My eyes are sooooooo bitched, guy.

by Carsizzle December 25, 2010

bitched

when someone gets completely demolished in something, generally, but not always, a sporting event.

Mom: go do your chores stevie
Steve: why dont you stop worrying about me and worry about the blood in your urine (steve then precedes to punch his mom and the kidneys
Mom: (rolls around the ground in agony)
Steve: BITCHED

by mikemuzzin July 25, 2007

bitched-up

v. to become the submissive partner in a relationship

Once Eric got pussy-whipped by that chick, he bitched-up and she could make him do whatever she wanted.

by shund September 3, 2003

bitched up

When everything goes to hell. The state where carefully planned situations completely fall apart.

Well, I thought I had a plan but now everything is all bitched up!

by Big Brett the Bomb Threat January 1, 2004

Bouched

same used as f*cked

Name inspired due to moron teacher who never had a clue.

Man, that is bouched up.

You are bouched like none otha.

by Big Kahuna March 5, 2004

got bitched

To get shown up, usually in the form of a beat down, especially if brought on by one's own running of the mouth

After starting the fight, Santana Moss totally got bitched by Corey Webster in the week 1 Giants-Redskins game.

by Sinorice Moss October 7, 2009

Fat Bitched

an ugly or unattractive or fat or just a bitch

a guy makes plans with knowing he is going to blow her off! Hence the term fat bitched

Hey man didnt you have a date last night?
Yeaa i fat bitched that hoe

by Pimpin420 July 27, 2011