bongo

Person of simple mind. Not very smart. Person who does stupid things.

"your a fucking BONGO!"

by Edge August 20, 2003

Bingo Bongo

When you and Your friend accidentally take your pants off at the exact same time and have to have a sword fight to decide who’s gay.

Jack: Dang it man I saw your penis
Me: Damn I saw yours too
Jack: I guess we have to have a Bingo Bongo!

by Juggujug July 12, 2019

Bongo

A bongo is when you shove your hand so deep inside of someone’s butt that you reach a vital organ, twist it out of it’s socket, and pull it out with your bare hand. This was usually done by native Americans as a public execution.

Native American chief: Death or Bongo?
Victim: Death!
Native American chief: death... by BONGO!
Victim: I’m totally screwed.
Native American chief: *commits bongo*
Victim: *dies*

by LittleTimmyTTV42069 October 18, 2019

Bongo

A person or animal that has deep rooted phsycological or mental illness. The person usually has unconventional ways of doing every-day activities such as licking clean a window. A Bongo is often associated with the noise made by chubacca in the 'star wars' film franchise.

Go lick clean a window Bongo (this will be followed by an imitation of chubacca)

by Rollisimo October 16, 2008

bongo

The act of smacking one's weiner onto a female's tits (or male with breasts) as if beating a drum.

Craig: "Yo I pulled the bongo on that jawn last night."

by craig26 October 3, 2007

bongo mag

bongo mag (n). Rhythm literature,
spangle book.

I like to look at bongo mag's

by C February 24, 2004

bongo bangin

when in sex and about to cum you start smacking her boobs so she doesn't realize you come in her.

i feel like such a bongo bangin sumbitch for gettin her pregnant

by JangkeZ June 5, 2011