Baloney curtains

A word used to describe a women's puss that has very large protruding / hanging lips.

When I seen her puss I almost thought she had a cock with those huge hangin' baloney curtains.

by tracykaufman January 27, 2010

All your base are belong to us

All your base are belong to us" (often shortened to "All Your Base", "AYBABTU", or simply "AYB") is a broken English phrase that sparked an internet phenomenon in 2001 and 2002, with the spread of a Flash animation that depicted the slogan. The text is taken from the opening cut scene of the European Sega Mega Drive version of Zero Wing, a Japanese video game by Toaplan which was rushed and so was rather poorly translated into English, and is often regarded as butchering the English language.

In A.D. 2101
War was beginning.
Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's you !!
CATS: How are you gentlemen !!
CATS: All your base are belong to us.
CATS: You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say !!
CATS: You have no chance to survive make your time.
CATS: Ha ha ha ha ....
Operator: Captain !! *
Captain: Take off every 'ZIG'!!
Captain: You know what you doing.
Captain: Move 'ZIG'.
Captain: For great justice.

by steve-manthing March 24, 2009

Blonde attack

when a blonde has a laughing attack, laughs at basically anything, and starts rolling on the floor laughing her brain out, blonde attacks are contagious and also effect brunettes, but not as strong.

Person 1: Ur having a BLONDE ATTACK! HAHA

blonde person: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

by moveitfool July 18, 2009

how to entertain a blonde

See example

See definition

by Diablo the Echidna February 27, 2004

blonde bombshell

A supa-sexy blonde (usually female)

Elisha Cuthbert is just one of the new and upcoming blonde bombshells in Hollywood.

by Coral Capettini August 12, 2004

Blonde

A hair colour, that in no way effects a person's intelligence, personality, sluttiness, or boob size.

A person who is naturally born blonde can't help that they are blonde, as it is genetic.

Not all blondes 'hate' brunettes, because I surely don't. :)
Almost all of my very close friends aren't blonde, so I don't quite understand why or when this rivalry between these two hair colours started.

I wanted to clear up that, on behalf of all (or most) blondes, we do not hate you, nor do we think you are stupid or slutty in any way. :D

..But please, stop supporting that stupid stereotype. ^^;
How about it, eh?

Blonde: I love your hair! :D
Brunette: Thanks, I love yours too! :)

by MapleSnow March 16, 2010

blonde

A hair color anywhere from extremely pale to sandy colored(lions coat color).

That girl's hair is blonde.

by Traveling Bob July 29, 2006