When you are in the middle of sex, and you have to take a dump. You go and take a crap while your girl sucks on your dick So that your boner stays up.
I had to take a shit while i was fucking kandy, but i didnt want my boner to go down so she gave me a blumpkin.
by Legacy021 May 02, 2009
Getting a blowjob while taking a huge shit. Derived from combining the first to letters of blowjob to the word pumpkin (the size of the shit taken).
Guy 1: Hey, you hear what happened to Marty after Prom?
Guy 2: Yeah! He went to the bathroom and got a blumpkin from his girlfriend.
Guy 2: Yeah! He went to the bathroom and got a blumpkin from his girlfriend.
by Jafar6Kumar April 18, 2009
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by shelly dee January 13, 2010
To receive fellatio while simultaneously defecating
(blowjob+dump+pumpkin=blumpkin). In other words, the best of both worlds.
(blowjob+dump+pumpkin=blumpkin). In other words, the best of both worlds.
by Colder April 17, 2011
Baby i really got to go please let me go ok i will no why dont you join me i will only be a min. ok i'll just finish doing what i was doing but now will just call it a blumpkin
by back voice that u dont listen June 02, 2009