Blumpkin

Getting a blowjob while taking a huge shit. Derived from combining the first to letters of blowjob to the word pumpkin (the size of the shit taken).

Guy 1: Hey, you hear what happened to Marty after Prom?
Guy 2: Yeah! He went to the bathroom and got a blumpkin from his girlfriend.

by Jafar6Kumar April 17, 2009

blumpkin

Having a girl go down on you while taking a shit!

Dude she gave that cat a blumpkin it was DRSN.

by Soulja Boy 420 Copenhagen February 16, 2015

Blumpkin

performing fellatio on someone while they are having a shit

ill squeeze a blumpkin out of you yet, bitch

by timtom271 October 16, 2008

Blumpkin

When a girl gives a guy head while hes taking a smelly shit.

I gave that guy a blumpkin

by shelly dee January 12, 2010

Blumpkin

To receive fellatio while simultaneously defecating
(blowjob+dump+pumpkin=blumpkin). In other words, the best of both worlds.

I got a blumpkin from my girlfriend when I had to take a shit while we were having sex.

by Colder May 7, 2011

blumpkin

Receiving head on the toilet while your partner is taking a boo

Baby i really got to go please let me go ok i will no why dont you join me i will only be a min. ok i'll just finish doing what i was doing but now will just call it a blumpkin

by back voice that u dont listen June 2, 2009

blumpkin

The act of a woman giving a man oral sex, while he is taking a dump

I gave George a blumpkin today...it smelled alot,but he liked it

by Jayne Goodwall March 8, 2009