Veiny Blanket

The act of stretching out your scrotum and covering someones face with it.

He was sleeping like an angel, until his roommate brought a veiny blanket down on his face.

by air vanilla November 16, 2010

blanket confusion

The confusion one feels when trying to figure out whether to keep his/her blankets on or off. Typically experienced in the winter and summer seasons.

Joe: Last night sucked man. Blanket confusion kept me up for so long...
Matt: Sucks to suck!

by gtg01 February 11, 2012

blanket bomb

Farting under the sheet and then wafting it with the sheets in the direction of your significant other.

I gave Jane the worst blanket bomb last night.

by dusto_magnifico August 06, 2008

booze blanket

The warm feeling one has despite weather conditions while being intoxicated. This allows one to able to forget their hoodie, go topless to a freezing cold sporting event, freely go streaking, and other desirable acts that involve little clothing.

Bro-Smo: Dude it is balls cold out here, why do you have a t-shirt on?

Mike: Man I got my booze blanket on, im about to take this frickin' shirt off.

Bro-Smo: Didn't think about it, post up while I get some beer for my booze blanket.

by Mr.Party April 22, 2010

blanket buddies

Someone who you want to cuddle in a blanket with.

Bob: Hey girl, do you want to be blanket buddies?
Stacy: Hell nah bitch, I don't wanna cuddle with yo ugly ass.

by shexibeast420blaze$ December 09, 2016

Blanket Hogger

Someone who doesn't like to share the blanket. Rolling themselves up like they were wrapped in a cocoon, leaving you blanket-less and shivering.

You are such a blanket hogger.

by bellagio February 13, 2013

boo blanket

When a girl is cold in the middle of the night, she will call out to her boyfriend or booty call or whoever is in her bed, the boo blanket is the warm body who she will call to roll over and warm her up.

Baby, I need my boo blanket, come over here and give it to me.

by Lisa LEO November 12, 2005