how big is kais cock

absolutely humongous and very yummy

kais gf-how big is kais cock?"

kai- absoltely humongeous and very yummy."

by kaiateuranus July 28, 2022

Big Talk, Small Cock Syndrome

1. When someone compensates for lack of size by using big words.
2. When an online videogame player talks a big game to compensate for lack of size.
3. When a videogame player insults other players due to his own lack of size.

-Dude, you fucking prick motherfuckers. Watch me pwn you next round you noobsicle cocksucking pricks!!!

-Dude, stfu and play the game already.

-Hey, fuck you prick! I fucked your momma last night with my bigass dick. What are you gonna do about it, huh biatch? You can't even find your tiny ass prick. That's how small you are.

-Dude, what's his problem?

-Big talk, small cock syndrome.

by isselman2000 September 5, 2009

suck a big dead moose cock

A very graphic Canadian insult indicating that the person to whom the insult is being hurled it thought of so lowly that they should do this most disgusting of things normally as it is clearly something their character indicates they would consider normal practice. In other words, the person is disgusting and so are their habits.

esp. heard in rural Ontario when someone says or does a thing to anger their associates they would be told to 'go suck a big dead moose cock'. Also heard as a reply to another insult... i.e. if X says to Y 'your mother wears army boots', Y might be heard to reply with 'oh yeah eh, well your mother sucks big dead moose cock'. And on it goes like that until one of them gets a bloody nose.

by Rob Falla October 29, 2004

big ass cock

something that makes you super atractive for basically no reason.

jeff over there has a big ass cock like an dino dong jesus christ WTAF.

by cchnhjcbxsvsccsu September 22, 2020

big money, big cock

The idea of a man having not only a large sum of currency, but also an above average sized pelvic area, usually causing many females in that area to fall in love

Normal version: LOTS OF MONEY, HUGE PENIS

Person 1: “Hey, do you see Bob over there? You can tell he has a big money, big cock!”

Person 2: “Please don’t ever say that again.”

by Rosa Oarks November 4, 2023

Johnny Big Cock

A nickname for anyone with a big dick.

Girl 1: “My bff blew Chad the other night and apparently his dick was so big she had a hard time getting it all the way in there”
Girl 2: “ Wow, I wouldn’t have expected Chad to be a Johnny Big Cock”

by Db.on.db December 18, 2023

Big blue cock

Big Blue Cock also known as BBC is used to describe the penis of a Na’vi. It is often confused with the other BBC.

I was like “kill those savages” but then Big Blue Cock came to mind.

by Ronnoc Yadim January 14, 2024