Bif Dump

The act of defecating a colossal mass due to the prior night's hearty meal of Chile Con Carnee and Horchata Drink consisting of Mexican tap water.

Greg: Hey Rick? What you do LAst night?

Rick: Jimmy had a sleepover.

Greg: Were you the first to fall asleep?

Rick: Damn skippy.

Greg: What were the consecuences?

Rick: Well, Jimmy shoved his mom's dildo up my ass. But when I woke up and took it out I took a Bif Dump all over his fuken room and everybody in it=D how was u'r night?

Greg: oh thats nice...

well i raped a sweedish tranny and dumped her body in the neighbors pool...but other than that it was pretty chill

by the booty bandit April 5, 2009

Bif Dif Triffle

A Bif Dif Triffle is similar to a Neeg Nogg in that it is used to describe something incredibly cute. However, it isn't limited to dogs

Oh wow what a cute Bif Dif Triffle you have! Can I pet it?

by cutt1efish December 29, 2020

bifs

when something is cool, a vibe, or chill

Ts was mad bifs

by A_R5619 January 30, 2025

bif

"Boy I'm Fucking"

Used during the awkward stage of a relationship where neither party is ready for labels.

Q: What's going on between you and Aaron?

A: Oh, he's my bif.

Counterpart: gif

by Ron Wheezy June 28, 2022

BIF

Acronym for "Bone Idle Fuck". Used to describe a lazy person

"Stop acting like a BIF"

by Thatonedicksucker August 15, 2020

Biffed

So this is a type of person also knows as a lagmonster that lags severely on all games

John: I’m lagging like a biffed
Peter: I know fix your internet you biffed or we have no chance of getting the victory royales.

by Lagmonster6969 November 28, 2018

BIFFED

When you’re not just miffed, but you’ve also got beef. It’s the ultimate combo of being salty, annoyed, and ready to side-eye someone for days.

“Karen got biffed after losing in Mario Kart… said it was ‘just a game’ but she hasn’t made eye contact in 48 hours.”

by DopeNeveen Sarahtonin September 16, 2025