rock balla

1. Any man whom has found financial success in the illegal distribution of crack cocaine. Their success is often short-lived and in order to sustain their explicit lifestyle, they must constantly put themselves at risk of armed robbery, venereal disease, imprisonment, and death.

2. Any man whom made a lasting fortune as a rock balla in the 1980s when crack rock was most popular, a.k.a., an OG.

Pimp C of UGK in "Take Tha Hood Back":

"I'm takin back the streets
Thang on the C
On parole but I'm cold with the heat
Candy coated rock balla
20 chop crawla
Bitches tryna steal my dick
I ain't bout to call her"

by john_raw November 30, 2011

Fuck Ballads

A genre of music that is mostly composed of songs from musicals. These songs are played during sex/highly sensual scenes, and carry high intensity and emotion. The most famous fuck ballads are "Dead Girl Walking" from Heathers: The Musical, "Say No to This" from Hamilton, and "Touch Me" from Spring awakening. This genre is fairly small, but well-loved by theatre kids and casual fans alike.

After every last show, I like to lay down, eat pizza, and listen to some hardcore fuck ballads. Really gets me going.

by heatherstrash August 1, 2016

The Ballad of Rougewaffles

“Probably one of the greatest shows I’ve watched” -Rougewaffles

If you watched The Ballad of Rougewaffles you would understand

by The Polymath November 10, 2022

Whorry Ballafante

The best Jamaican-American singer that ever lived.
He was best known for his 1956 cover of Gay-O/The Banana Butt Song.
He had big balls to play.

Whorry Ballafante: GAY-O! Me Say Gay-O.
The Tarriers: Gaylight cumming, we want to go hoes.

by GregNelson29 April 26, 2023

Brokeback Ballard

When a 20s something closeted guy has secret relations with an elderly man while getting his picture taken wearing a jockstrap.

I've got a date tonight. He's gonna be a total Brokeback Ballard.

by Your Poltergeist July 25, 2023

balla girl

Someone who is a hard worker and very mature for their age. They will own you if you make them mad, and even may make you cry.

Balla girl is an owner!

Balla girl just made that person cry!

by TheMagicalElf August 14, 2009

Ballarat Cravat

Ballarat Cravat is a term used when describing the act of doing a poo around the neck region of a willing recipient and then carefully shaping/moulding that poo into a cravat-like neckband. It's widely accepted that the Ballrat Cravat is the next evolution (successor if you will) of the once popular Cincinnati Bowtie.

Legend has it that Sir Ronald Stoolman of Ballarat Australia, invented the Ballarat Cravat while on a brothel crawl around around North America.

"Yeah man, she just straight up asked me to give her a Ballarat Cravat and I couldn't believe my luck"

"Excuse me miss, that Ballarat Cravat you have on is of impeccable style and quality"

by dustinhoffmin August 11, 2012