If you meet a Beth, you should be scared. Beth's have the same personality as a year 7 pubescent boy who can't say anything past "your mum" and "poo". Beth's are unusually addicted to feces and often feel the need to relate back to excrement in a standard conversation. They will sniff you and gain your scent, if they are unhappy then they will gauge your eyeballs out. Please be aware.
Me: RUN- ITS A BETH.
by Poopooface200 November 22, 2021
Get the Beth mug.Proper blonde, crazy and cute. Can be an idiot when drunk as tends to enjoy dancing on the tables when having a girls night out. Loves the average pub brawling guy no matter how princess looking she is. Caring but at the same time vicious to the enemy. If you have a Beth in your life let's just say it won't be boring.
by MindOfEarth November 23, 2021
Get the Beth mug.One of a kind. A Beth is a rare and unique kind of woman. Beth’s have an innate ability to blend “the girl next door” with “the sex goddess in bed”. Beth’s are as steady and sweet as they are sexy and sensuous. If you want your mind and body to be blown, seek out the attention of a Beth.
Their adorable ways/amorous lays aside, Beth’s have a wicked sense of humor that borders on inappropriate; however, even in an office setting, Beth’s get away with their cutting observations and sarcastic musings. Simply because they are so damn lovable.
Though delightful inside and out, Beth’s are inordinately kind , humble, and selfless. They will go out of their way to speak out against small and big injustices, and standup for what they believe in. A loyal and fierce friend, Beth’s are known to be fearless in their protection of those they love most.
Beth’s are honest. To a fault. And will speak their mind regardless of the consequences. Beth’s are crazy smart, but lead with self-deprecating banter to detract from their intelligence.
Common Trait: Beth’s are dog owners. They treat their four-legged companions like family and do not trust people who are leery or weary of dogs. Woof!
If you’re not a Beth…more’s the pity. But we can’t all be epic.
Their adorable ways/amorous lays aside, Beth’s have a wicked sense of humor that borders on inappropriate; however, even in an office setting, Beth’s get away with their cutting observations and sarcastic musings. Simply because they are so damn lovable.
Though delightful inside and out, Beth’s are inordinately kind , humble, and selfless. They will go out of their way to speak out against small and big injustices, and standup for what they believe in. A loyal and fierce friend, Beth’s are known to be fearless in their protection of those they love most.
Beth’s are honest. To a fault. And will speak their mind regardless of the consequences. Beth’s are crazy smart, but lead with self-deprecating banter to detract from their intelligence.
Common Trait: Beth’s are dog owners. They treat their four-legged companions like family and do not trust people who are leery or weary of dogs. Woof!
If you’re not a Beth…more’s the pity. But we can’t all be epic.
I want to be best friends with Beth AND take her to bed. Is that too much to ask?
Can you want to marry a girl and fantasize about her as if she were a porn star? Yes. She’s obviously a Beth.
Can you want to marry a girl and fantasize about her as if she were a porn star? Yes. She’s obviously a Beth.
by Mountain Lover November 23, 2021
Get the Beth mug.a wonderful girl who is amazing in every way, ever possible. the most caring, selfless person who has the kindest and purest heart ever. she will always be appreciated and loved. always. someone hopes to make up for the love that has been lost throughout the years, and hopes to spend many more years with her. <3
by eliza.<3 January 30, 2022
Get the beth mug.Tells awesome dad jokes , makes great margaritas, has a lot of red flags though beware ! She almost climbs v5 and needs help hanging her curtains. She is a talented pianist ( so she says ) and will smite you with her beauty. Beware of this one !
by Ajkorn January 1, 2022
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Beth is playful and pure, and sometimes almost childlike. But Beth also can be serious and sometimes surprisingly sad, because she has seen things and can connect to other people's feelings. Beth can astonish you with the depth of judgement, and then she smiles and makes it all feel fun. Beth doesn't play mind games, and tells it like it is, but is always mindful of not hurting people, and finds a way to make you accept the truth with gratitude. Beth cares deeply about people, and does a million gentle things for everyone so effortlessly and not for show, that it almost may come unnoticed, but everybody feels great around Beth. If you suffer, go see Beth and she will take away your sorrow with her gentle touch and a soft word, and make you laugh with her wonderful, free-spirited sense of humor. When you meet Beth you'll want to get closer. You'll want to hang out with Beth as often as you can, and Beth would like that very much. And if like takes you to another side of the world and you never see beth again, even many years later, every once in a while you'll remember Beth as the greatest, kindest and most fun person you've ever met, because of how deeply she touched her heart.
by DaisyMiller April 27, 2022
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