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nee message jarra bellend

usually just written as nmjb, jarra being local slang for Jarrow, a particularly deprived area of Gateshead with some right radgies, most of them entirely unable to reliably connect to an enterprise message bus.
He's not getting any messages? Nah it's not a bug he's just a nee message jarra bellend.
by loadsamessages January 13, 2023
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Bellend

A bellend is a U.K term used for a cup / mug
You have a pretty bellend
by DANJM_69 January 8, 2022
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Bellend

Garry Jones is a bellend
by Noel j December 22, 2019
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Bellend

Get your mind out of the gutter it’s a village in England
I’m from bellend
by FP.27 August 16, 2022
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Bellend

Ben Powell is a bellend”
by AP940 December 16, 2024
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bellend

You're (you the reader right now) a bellend
by knobhead123456 February 11, 2024
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