The Befores

The extraordinarily overwhelming and unavoidable state of single mindedness and almost blindingly impaired judgment preceding sexual release. Often used as an explanation for certain cases of seemingly out of character behavior. This is usually followed by The Afters, a powerful state of shame, embarrassment, and regret, immediately following sexual release.

Guy 1: What the fuck is wrong with you? You walked out of your room wearing nothing but a Gene Simmons mask and a fleshlight, and proceeded to loudly gratify yourself until you creamed all over Liz.

Guy 2: I hadn’t gotten off in a week. I had a really bad case of the befores...

Guy 1: Fair enough. Plus that bitch deserved it.

by Big Rabes October 9, 2010

Bedford High School

A place where teenagers, spend 4 years of their life takin it up the ass.

Mom can I not go to bedford high school today? My ass is still sore from the last math class with Mr.Sheil

by BHSSucks231 December 10, 2009

Wettin' your whistle before reffing the big game

Doing a little predrinking before arriving to a larger social event.

it's cool, just wettin' your whistle before reffing the big game.

by The happy dancer June 14, 2010

Was that before or after you raped him?

Used when one does not know how to respond to a really lame story or long drawn out explanation.

Guy A: "I took my dog for a walk today"
Guy B: "Was that before or after you raped him?"

Person 1: "Dennis and I went to blah blah blah. It was so rad, yo "
Person 2: "Was that before or after you raped him?"

by TurboTorb March 15, 2011

Before You Exit

One of the best bands out there. Usually, if one does not listen to their music, you will die a cold hard death within 72 hours.

Before You Exit<3

by RebeccaMcDonough March 27, 2011

Beer Before Grass Your On Your Arse, Grass Before Beer Your In The Clear

Beer Before Grass Your On Your Arse, Grass Before Beer Your In The Clear

Beer Before Grass Your On Your Arse, Grass Before Beer Your In The Clear

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Get drunk and then smoke weed and you will be on your arse , smoke up first you will be fine all night

by R3D 3Y3 J3DI November 23, 2010

beefosa

a samosa that is just was too beefy to qualify as a samosa anymore

Boy: that samosa was soooooo beefy
Girl: that's no samosa, it's a beefosa

by Robert Timms October 25, 2007