Bestiality

Literally, the act of having sex with an animal

Figuratively, having sex with someone of the opposite gender who looks like they could BE and animal.

"Yo, last night i fucked Kasandra Monteagudo, can you believe that shit? I was drunk outta my mind!"

"Aw dude, that is total bestiality, i can't believe you did that."

by Bizzytrickk09 November 6, 2009

bestality

A sexual act with an animal(s).

"Hey, person A, did you hear about person B and his bestality fetish? It's kinda gross..."

by uhoh! June 21, 2014

midget beastiality

When a midget and some sort of animal come together to have sex, to combine your to favorite things midgets and beastiality.

Person 1: "I saw a weird kind of porn where midget and a great dane had sex. I think it's called midget beastiality. "
Person 2: "That sounds awesome."

by Ghetto Grampa June 29, 2015

beastialitease

An incredibly unattractive - often frankly disgusting - woman who would be lucky to ever get a date, but won't put out.

I took that ugly fat cow back to my apartment, and she wouldn't even give me a handjob. What a beastialitease!

by Freakin' Moron August 28, 2008

bestiality

when Tom Green humped a dead moose

Sick bastard

by j March 13, 2004

Bestiality

Daniel's love life.

Daniel had an insane amount of bestiality-related sex yesterday.

by D@n1el February 23, 2017

Beastiality

Sexual acts performed with animals. The most common animals used for these acts are: Dogs, Horses, Goats and Bulls.

It is usually females between the ages of 13 and 22 who enter into beastilality. No one knows why 2 in 3 women and only 1 in 12 men enter into beastiality.

Women have been known to completely abandon sex with anything other than animals once they have started to do it.

Lily spread her legs and let the big dog lick her tight cunny until she came.

That would be an example of beastiality.

by LaurenTheDirtyMindedBitch November 11, 2012