beating penis

Rough, borderline abusive male masturbation (self or otherwise).

-Misheard from Starbomb's song "Rap Battle: Ryu vs. Ken"

-Think you can stop beating penis long enough for this rap battle to the death?

-Probably!

-Why are you in the hopsital?
-I was beating penis a bit too enthusiastically, I'm checking to make sure I didn't get an infection.

by Mister Fuggles August 18, 2016

beating the worm

To masturbate, especially after having not relieved yourself for an extended period of time.

Jake: Man dude, after Em ground on me and then got up I have a serious case of blue balls!
Blake: Looks like you'll need to try beating the worm if you want to feel better any time soon bro.

by GNU/Linux Guy August 9, 2016

Father Beading

Watching Porn on a public train. Named after a priest caught watching child pornography on a train.

Stephen: While on the train I was Father Beading for a while.

Joe: Nasty...

by LilAW June 8, 2011

child-bearing age

after pre-puberty and before menopause

"Watch it dude, she's not of child-bearing age"

by redheadbass January 13, 2013

Ball Bearings

What you say when you have no idea how something works. Usually referring to something technical of which you absolutely have no fucking knowledge

‘It’s all ball bearings these days’ said the airplane salesman to the mechanic fixing fuel line of true plane.

by Sedamsville14 October 31, 2019

devil's beating his wife

When the sun is shining and it is raining... The Devil Is Beating His Wife...

When the sun is shining but it is raining. The devil's beating his wife.

by Harley2008 November 12, 2013

beating off

Same as jacking off, but in addition: Any time a mechanical device is temporarily malfunctioning, especially in an erratic motion fashion, it is beating off. See also on the rag and otr for malfunctions of a 5-7 day nature

Bill, the tachometer in you GTO is beating off. (wiggling erratically between 1400 and 3600 RPM)

by andy1 May 24, 2005