Monked it

Used as slang for masturbation, as monks cannot have sex they must "monk it" to relieve the sexual tension.

How many times have you monked it?
Got any thing you monked it to recently?

by KarCraft May 27, 2015

Monke

the best animal in the world.

reject humanity, humans are cringe, me MONKE INSTEAD

monke 1: "ooh ooh ah ah"

monke 2: "fornite"

monke 1: "cringe"

by Shredr Monke January 27, 2021

Monke

Monke is a Monke who plays basket ball. Monke like Basket ball, or Monke stand tall with the basket ball.
Monke is a term used for idiots who dont know what they are saying.

-Saeeda

John: U just spent 200 dollars on a new set of airpods dude!

Kadir: Monke Ballin

Ayaan: Huh?

Zakaria: Monke Ballin

Ibrahim: huh?

Talha: Monke ballin

by SAEEDAAAAAAAA March 21, 2023

Monke

The next step in evolution

Yooooo looks like Bob is evolving into a Monke

by Fuckme69420 March 24, 2021

Monke

We should reject humanity and return to this

Person: “we should revert to monke”
Person 2: “ok then”
Person 1 and 2: *reverts to monke*

by Olive-the-idiot March 20, 2021

Monke

A black person ; a very stupid person

"Back in your cage monke": said by a white slave owner

by XVSBlaze February 20, 2022

MOnke

Me anD my MonKe
MonKe DOesn'T wEar anY pAntS
MoNke doEs tHe sExiEst Dance

Monke is hot

by that.one.gay.neighbour September 25, 2022