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When Champion, a small child desperately seeking attention and validation from older, respected people is brushed aside. They seek to curry favour but most often fail miserably. Usually through the making up of outlandish lies. Also known as a chronic bedwetter.
Chedburn: I think I have banner blindness to you Champion
Champion: wtf does that even mean
Chedburn: My brain skips past everything you say heh
by Ali [torn] April 2, 2017
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Banner

(n) a person who is a complete badass, he is a person who is a tank of an athlete and is most likely a stackhouse, not to mention his 8” dong
Wow, I wish I was like Banner, he gets so many girls
by RickySimms November 28, 2018
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FC Bayern Munich

The greatest team in all of Germany and possibly europe,5th richest club in the world.

18 time Bundesliga Champions,4 time Uefa Champions league winners, Uefa cup winners, 11 time German cup winners and Intercontinental cup winners.

They will own you!
Bayern Munich defeated Manchester United,Real Madrid,Arsenal and Valencia to become Champions of Europe


HAHAHAHAHAH!!!
by Casual_Mohammed January 24, 2005
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Bayder

Often described as the 'swiss army knife of the linguistic world' - Bayder has a whole host of different uses and meanings.
It can be used to describe a hot girl ('Bayderful' or 'Oh Bayder'), to describe the act of pulling ('Baydering'), or for practically any other scenario you find yourself in where normal words just don't seem to cut the mustard.

Not a fan of Bayder? Then maybe you should look up Gayder. You Gay.
"Did you see that bitch back there? Oh bayder!"

"Wow, my friend Chan hasn't gone out baydering in a loooooonnggg time"
by Sirbayderlot June 12, 2011
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Barner

A fan or player of Auburn University, better known as the cow college in West Georgia.
You will always be little brother, you pathetic Barner!
by The Ahura Mazda July 29, 2006
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Mamta Banerjee

A witch, who roams 24x7 in white saree.
You know Mamta Banerjee ?
Yes that witch who roams in WB.
by Uddhav Thackeray February 17, 2021
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star spangled banner

Quite simply, it's the national anthem of the United States of America. It was written by Francis Scott Key during the bombardment of Fort McHenry in the War of 1812. The melody was taken from a British pub song and new lyrics were added. The song is EXTREMELY difficult to sing, and even though many famous people have sung it at sporting events, VERY few have ever got it right.
I was watching the 2004 Summer Olympics on TV. They were being broadcast (taped) from Greece. The U.S. womens soccer team had won the Gold medal in the game finals. When they received their medals in a ceremony most of them joined in a vocal rendition of the star spangled banner . It was the most wretched, lousy and downright godawful version of that anthem I ever heard in my life, and I've heard plenty of horrible renditions. This was the famous 15 minutes for the ladies, since the networks, the press (and the general public pretty much too) don't really give a rat's ass about womens sports, let alone soccer as much as they do about football, baseball and basketball - especially as played by men. A moment of national pride for the U.S.A., forgotten in a flash. And so it goes.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 24, 2007
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