balinky

adjective. a term used to describe a state of bizarre disrepair. also, bonkers; berserk; off-the-wall; haywire

i think the answering machine was zapped by lightning while we were on vacation -- it's gone all balinky on us.

by reginae September 8, 2008

Baloney Mohawk

Definition 1: Baloney Mohawk- the act of draping one's flesh trumpet across the forehead and cranial area of a sexual partner to create the illusion of a mohawk made of meat.

Definition 2: The act of shaping the hair of a sexual partner into a sharp, punk-rock mohawk after firing a hot life rocket onto the scalp.

"I promptly draped my semi across her forehead, fashioning a cool Baloney Mohawk."

by Wil.e.cha0te January 8, 2012

baloonga

Any body part you find sexy

“Yo, Ellen, that’s a nice baloonga”

“Um thanks Shad”

by Wattpad @thatonekid May 10, 2018

Balcony boys

Men (boys) who define themselves through the impressiveness of their balcony. Often use the line "you should come and see my balcony" when chatting up girls. Their main photo on tinder will always feature the balcony.

No I'm not interested, they're total balcony boys

by Jjrh January 21, 2019

baloney log

A large male penis, generally needed for women with rather large butts.

Better have a baloney log or it won’t fit in that big butt.

by TugSnake March 10, 2021

Balingling

An attack that you never saw coming in chess, and ONLY in chess

"Aw damn, I got balingling'd"

by AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK April 29, 2021

Bakions

A group of people or objects resembling an among us character or a dead goat.

The men looked like sussy bakions when they stood around the young boy.

by Goat taker June 2, 2021