Bagel

a jewish kid being the coolest in school who is the master gamer

all jews can be bagels in the school when other people arent

by mgcearth June 19, 2006

bagel

vagina

I'm gon spread my spread all over yo bagel.

by spread man January 17, 2010

bagel

To be hit with tremondous force, usually when one is not expecting it.

McNabb just got bageled by that linebacker!

by Dantastic September 21, 2005

Bagel

A Korean term for a man who has a hot body ( exactly like Park Chanyeol)

-He was god damn bagel

by Apearl June 6, 2018

bagels

Sometimes used as replacement for swear words.

What is this bagels? (What is this shit?)

Oh noes teh bagels!

by Nate Nieslen September 22, 2007

Bagel

A fanfiction-y gay male pairing. Also used for gay male sex.

"Is that a DracoxHarry bagel you've got there?"

by Urtangurda January 8, 2009

bagel

1 million US dollars from moving weight

he was able to get his paper weight up to a bagel.

by heavyhitter November 18, 2007