backseat buyer

A person who gets excited over other people's future or current purchases. Usually an enthusiastic shopper for themselves as well.
Can also be used as an adjective and verb.

"I'm such a backseat buyer; I love helping my friends choose stuff as much as buying something for myself!"

"Whenever I think about getting a new gadget, my father goes backseat buyer."

"If you don't stop backseat buying right now I'm going to smack you."

by lautnitha January 2, 2009

backseat driver

a person sitting in the backseat of a car who critcizes the driver's driving.

Who cares if i ran a red light? Stop being a backseat driver.

by Your mom. May 23, 2004

Backseat

Is a reference to a person who frequently asks "what?". The term originates from people in the back of the car always misinterpreting the message of the people in the front seats. The term is properly used as a noun.

Teacher: Homework is due 3:00 Tuesday.

Student: What time is homework due Friday?
Other student: She said 3:00 Tuesday, backseat.

by Jjhuntley March 6, 2017

backspace rape

A situation in which a computer user deletes an entire portion of text.

I had my whole essay finished, and then my fucking brother backspace raped it!

by JetTripleSeven February 20, 2011

backseat diva

When your mother in law is the biggest pain going and yet... what a cougar!

" Gee honey, your mother is such a backseat diva."
" Don't you mean backseat driver?"
" I know what I mean."

by Worongary Jim March 10, 2010

backspadge

vagina when viewed from behind(usually with girl bent over)

her skirt was that short,when she bent over i could see her BACKSPADGE!

by greeny and marchy November 3, 2010

backseat surprise

When you are having sex in the back of your car and she loses control and shits on your car seat. In the morning you look at your rear seat and there is a brown surprise awaiting.

This actually has happened to me 2 times, once in my parents car and my Father found it and once in my own car.
My old man could not work out where the poo came from..

Last night i was fucking sally in the back of the car and when I looked at the rear car seat i noticed that she left me a backseat surprise.

Or Whats that brown stuff on the rear seat? I am not lending you my car ever again!

There's poo on the car seat, honey can you check the kids shoes?

by Woody woodPecker August 10, 2012