Murphy's Law Of Buying In Bulk

"You can keep purchasing small costlier-per-piece packages of a product till Doomsday, and you will always continue needing a sizable amount/quantity of it per week/month/year. But then just as soon as you plunk down a tidy sum for an economy-priced bulk-quantity of said commodity, your needs and/or lifestyle will immediately change, and so now you will likely never even begin to consume that much volume in your entire lifetime."

For example, you purchase several cases of plain white paraffin candles for your antique chandelier that you love to illuminate every evening, only to then discover that an electric-candle "upgrade" kit is available, and comes with fixtures that look just like the elegant candles and fit perfectly into your chandelier's holders! So now you're stuck with many hundreds of little white-wax tapers that you'll probably never have any use for.

I feel like such a total bulk-buying buffoon --- I had been consuming several expensive plywood-cutting circular-saw blades per year in my household woodworking-tasks, and so eventually I had purchased a bargain-priced fifty-pack of only-minutely-rusty "new old stock" Skilsaw-blades from a private seller on E-Bay. But then I had started using a larger-bladed table-saw for most of my panel-slicing/trimming needs, and so I've only used one or two of the circular-saw blades from the package in the many months since that time! Sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law Of Buying In Bulk" to me!!!

by QuacksO August 8, 2018

rage bulk

Similar to the conventional definition of a bulk; to increase muscle size and strength through a caloric surplus. But a rage bulk is where one is so sick and tired of being weak and small, they consume any amount of calories necessary to achieve their goal. That is, they force feed large volumes of food out of pure rage in order to put on extreme amounts of mass.

“Hey bro how did you get big so fast naturally?” - “I did a rage bulk”

“Wow you must have such a big appetite!” - “No, I simply rage bulk”

“Rage bulk”

by intrepid_man September 30, 2022

fecal bulk

The majority of the components of fecal matter

By looking through the fecal bulk, they reasoned what he had eaten for dinner.

by brapmaster69 January 24, 2022

bulk/breakdown

When you sell some drugs in quantity or in singles\small amounts

I sell craves and carts in bulk/breakdown

by That snigga May 20, 2023

bulking or cutting

Bulking is known as the muscle-building stage, which calls for eating more calories than you burn, coupled with intense weight training for a set period of time. Then there's cutting — the phase where you cut back on calories in an effort to shed body fat while maintaining muscle mass to the best of your ability.

gym bro: dude, bulking or cutting?
me: bro definitely bulking

by thedemonunderyourbed February 2, 2023

Gildea bulk

Eating an insane amount of food while simulateously going to the gym in an effort to make super gainz

Michael: Fuck me James that's your 3rd dinner today
James: I know, I'm on a Gildea bulk

by Jdboyle2 September 1, 2016

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