poop on a budget

Pooping with little to no toilet paper to use.

I hate shitting at work. I always have to poop on a budget since the Mexicans can't seem to restock the toilet paper.

by bikelikemadd September 6, 2012

Butt Budget

When your finances or budget are tight and something comes up unforcasted so you pull money out of you ass to pay.

My bills were high this month so I am using my butt budget to buy wine.
Or
I had to use the butt budget to pay the light bill or they were going to cut me off

by HKM♡ November 2, 2019

Budget Busting

When you have 30 in the bank but you rather spent 50 and get that overdraft fee.

She was Budget Busting to buy that expensive product

by Tony Thrill June 2, 2019

Emotional Budget

A strategy to conserve your emotional strength and or energy from being drained or depleted.

Jane is such a nag,I have an emotional budget for a day with her.

by Female Einstein August 26, 2021

Budget Milf

A milf that is generally younger than 25, and will disappoint you by not coming with all the benefits of sleeping with a milf

Jack: “the gluck gluck 9000 was painful and it was traumatic, she was such a budget milf

by TheCousin127 May 22, 2021

budget lesbian

a woman who says she's bisexual yet only dates women

John: Ever wonder why Lily only dates women when she's bi?
Kyle: That's because she's a budget lesbian.

by PropertyofTimotheeChalamet March 2, 2023

balla on a budget

offspring of a regular balla, with similar qualities such as high ammounts of pride, numerous hoes, and most commonly skilled at basketball. a balla on a budget has fewer ammounts of bank than a regular balla, and therefor is forced to downgrade his balla theatrics, aka his ballet (pronounces ball-ay) show, i.e. he makes it hail instead of making it rain, etc

yo sucka, im a balla on a budget, i make it hail

by ontoast4life November 28, 2010