Backseat Fucked

When a good student is put in the back of the class to set a barrier or wall between the reject kids who were put there. The student is only there because the teacher doesnt want to deal with the stupid kids anymore, and good student suffers from it.
Boy 1: My grade is totally dropping in math because I can't see the board anymore. Mrs.Smith totally backseat fucked me.
Boy 2: I understand! Ever since I was was moved to the back in history to provide a wall between the slackers, I havent learned a thing
by HannahHorton December 22, 2008
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backseat shenanigans

When someone does something mischevious, sexual or otherwise in the backseat of a vehicle.

*Common in black VL non-turbos*
PERSON 1: "Ey, what's this sticky stuff in the backseat of your VL?"

PERSON 2: "Was it Paul and Vanessa's backseat shenanigans after Jimmies?"

PERSON 1: "It was, those horny fucks!"

PERSON 2: "Doesn't he live in Gunn Court?"

PERSON 1: "Let's go egg him"
by Stevito January 04, 2008
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backseat preacher

When someone tells you what to believe in without going into any detail, or getting any consent from you to do so in the first place.
Man 1: "You have to believe that it happened!"
Man 2: "Stop being such a backseat preacher! I never asked to you to tell me what to believe!"
by Justin Wilkinson April 14, 2006
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Backseat Amy

Backseat Amy is usually someone named Amy...
She is a blowjob queen. And possibly a crack head. Usually the action takes place in the back of a car. There is two in Sullivan county, new york. Possibly more.. Backseat Amy's when found in the wild are known to use their bj capabilities to obtain higher positions(work wise).
"Hey.. What smells like fish and crack?"
"Oh that's backseat Amy..."
by Handles678 July 11, 2019
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Backseat Munching

Backseat Munching is the act of instigating // starting shit amongst others in order to cause chaos.

Another instance of Backseat Munching is in videogames. Upon fighting a difficult mob, or boss they are backseat munching your lets-play causing you a headache.
1st Example: "Yo John was backseat munching and telling Chris that I called him fat"

2nd Example: "That mob in Minecraft was backseat munching so hard! Killed me 3 times damn it!"

3rd Example: You're playing jackbox & the spectators are being backseat munchers, they're adding input that doesn't effect the game just to start shit between the players.
by NitroPvPYT March 19, 2022
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backseat watcher

when people are watching tv, and one person begins to tell the person in possession of the remote to change channels.
Ron- "we missed the last play of the game because joe made rick change the channel to the weather station"

tom- "what a backseat watcher"
by guppietoe December 05, 2009
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Backseat Jabberwockies

Bizarre actions being done in the backseat of a car, the actions can range anywhere from straight up BOSSHARD (these actions are just barely Backseat Jabberwockies so they could instead be called ultra-instinct bruh moments), to 🅱osshard moments.
Friend 1: Bro this headass I know was doing some Backseat Jabberwockies the other day and literally ended up with his head up his ass

Friend 2: Bruh wtf how

Friend 1: Backseat Jabberwockies bro
by Bruhfelia September 27, 2019
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