Person 1: I love Avril Lavigne!
Person 2: but she's a poser.
Me (the god): shut the fuck up let her enjoy what she likes before i slit your throat open you fucking bitch.
Person 2: but she's a poser.
Me (the god): shut the fuck up let her enjoy what she likes before i slit your throat open you fucking bitch.
by 9/11 was just a performance. April 3, 2019
My favorite singer. She is NOT a poser, like a lot of people are saying she is. They say she thinks shes punk. Can you tell me when she ever said she was? She never did. Avril is not a poser. People are also calling her a skank/ slut. Really?
Her worst lyrics:
Hey hey you you I don't like your girlfriend no way no way think you need a new one.
(also in Girlfriend) Don't pretend I think you know I'm damn precious, and hell yeah I'm the mother fucking princess.
Listen up. She wrote the song when she was drunk. Now don't get all mad at her because she had a couple drinks, EVERYBODY does. I'm talking EVERYBODY. Just because she's famous it doesn't mean she can't drink. People also criticize her for her song Makeup. Lyrics:
I'm not wearing any makeup, I'll be what I am.
They yell at her because she likes to wear dark makeup. It's a metaphor, dumbass. People also say she can't sing a note. Thats only because a lot of her music from her newest (and most different) album, The Best Damn Thing. First of all, that was after her divorce. She is going to be a little affected after a divorce. Anyway, a lot of her older music, from Let Go and Under My Skin, was different. I have to admit she was singing better music then. It had a lot more meaning and was sung better. It's only that music was never really popular.
Her worst lyrics:
Hey hey you you I don't like your girlfriend no way no way think you need a new one.
(also in Girlfriend) Don't pretend I think you know I'm damn precious, and hell yeah I'm the mother fucking princess.
Listen up. She wrote the song when she was drunk. Now don't get all mad at her because she had a couple drinks, EVERYBODY does. I'm talking EVERYBODY. Just because she's famous it doesn't mean she can't drink. People also criticize her for her song Makeup. Lyrics:
I'm not wearing any makeup, I'll be what I am.
They yell at her because she likes to wear dark makeup. It's a metaphor, dumbass. People also say she can't sing a note. Thats only because a lot of her music from her newest (and most different) album, The Best Damn Thing. First of all, that was after her divorce. She is going to be a little affected after a divorce. Anyway, a lot of her older music, from Let Go and Under My Skin, was different. I have to admit she was singing better music then. It had a lot more meaning and was sung better. It's only that music was never really popular.
Oh oh oh, would you leave me alone? Before I lose my mind, because you lied, and so did I. Oh oh oh, would you cry y y if I let you go? -Let Go, album Let Go
She wants to go home, but nobody's home. That's where she lies, broken inside. With no place to go, no place to go. To dry her eyes, broken inside. -Nobody's Home, album Under My Skin
Your not not not gonna get any better, you wont wont wont you wont get rid of me, never. Like it or not even though she's a lot like me, were not the same. And yeah, yeah, yeah I'm a lot to handle, you don't know trouble I'm a hell of a scandal. I'm me, I'm a scene, I'm a drama queen, I'm the best damn thing that your eyes have ever seen. -The Best Damn Thing, album The Best Damn Thing.
See the difference in Avril Lavigne's three albums?
She wants to go home, but nobody's home. That's where she lies, broken inside. With no place to go, no place to go. To dry her eyes, broken inside. -Nobody's Home, album Under My Skin
Your not not not gonna get any better, you wont wont wont you wont get rid of me, never. Like it or not even though she's a lot like me, were not the same. And yeah, yeah, yeah I'm a lot to handle, you don't know trouble I'm a hell of a scandal. I'm me, I'm a scene, I'm a drama queen, I'm the best damn thing that your eyes have ever seen. -The Best Damn Thing, album The Best Damn Thing.
See the difference in Avril Lavigne's three albums?
by invader Jenna August 26, 2010
Avril Ramona Lavigne was born to a French-born father, John, and a Franco-Ontarian mother, Judy, in Belleville, Ontario, Canada on September 27, 1984. Her father named her Avril after the month "April" in French.She has an older brother, Matthew, and a younger sister, Michelle.Lavigne's mother was the first to spot young Lavigne's talent. At the age of two, Lavigne began singing church songs along with her mother. The family moved to Napanee, Ontario, when Lavigne was five years old.
In 1998, Lavigne won a competition to sing with fellow Canadian singer Shania Twain on her first major concert tour. She appeared alongside Twain at her concert in Ottawa, appearing on stage to sing "What Made You Say That". She was discovered by her first professional manager, Cliff Fabri, while singing country covers at a Chapters bookstore in Kingston, Ontario. During a performance with the Lennox Community Theatre, Lavigne was spotted by local folk singer Steve Medd, who invited her to contribute vocals on his song, "Touch the Sky", for his 1999 album, Quinte Spirit. She also sang on "Temple of Life" and "Two Rivers" for his follow up 2000 album, My Window to You.
Despite the fact that most people hate her because she is a "punk poser" she never claimed to be punk.She is a POP singer.Some people say she is the worst singer ever...have you heard artists like rihanna and katy perry?And at least she doesn't use sex appeal like lady gaga and britney spears.
In 1998, Lavigne won a competition to sing with fellow Canadian singer Shania Twain on her first major concert tour. She appeared alongside Twain at her concert in Ottawa, appearing on stage to sing "What Made You Say That". She was discovered by her first professional manager, Cliff Fabri, while singing country covers at a Chapters bookstore in Kingston, Ontario. During a performance with the Lennox Community Theatre, Lavigne was spotted by local folk singer Steve Medd, who invited her to contribute vocals on his song, "Touch the Sky", for his 1999 album, Quinte Spirit. She also sang on "Temple of Life" and "Two Rivers" for his follow up 2000 album, My Window to You.
Despite the fact that most people hate her because she is a "punk poser" she never claimed to be punk.She is a POP singer.Some people say she is the worst singer ever...have you heard artists like rihanna and katy perry?And at least she doesn't use sex appeal like lady gaga and britney spears.
Avril lavigne is NOT punk.But if I wanna listen to punk,I'll listen to bands like the sex pistols,the ramones,the misfits,sham 69,the distillers,bikini kill,social distortion,pennywise,etc.
by spongebob roundpants August 4, 2009
A Canadian singer who is often known as a "wannabe." I personally really like Avril, but I understand why many people don't like her. She's not afraid to be herself and is a very open person. A lot of people think that she has changed after her first two albums, when in reality, she just grew up. A lot of people also think that she is a punk singer. Those people have obviously not done there research because she has said multiple times that she is not punk nor sings punk songs. Some of her songs are punk influenced, but she's not a punk singer. She is a pop-rock singer. I will admit that a lot of people don't like her because they think she is a snob. Yes, in a couple of songs she has said some bratty things, but you can't judge a person on their song lyrics. I think she is very talented and if people would just overlook her so called "wanna be" image, they'd realize she is a great singer and song writer. And for all those haters, can you sing or write better than her? If so, keep on hating.
by simplelavigne November 22, 2010
by Nuggets January 23, 2008
Avril is, at the least, original, singing with her own vocals *coughASHLEESIMPSONcough* and at least play the guitar and is not just a pretty face who sings monotone. I give her credit.
by Evette May 25, 2005
by seth_cohen_fan January 11, 2006