automatty

An automatic weapon

"...Out the passenger, lettin' the automatty off..." Styles P

by vincentupsdellred December 12, 2016

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autometalogolex

The act of looking up the definition of this word

You just performed an Autometalogolex

by knexator December 22, 2017

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Automatic Circumcision

The act of sticking your uncircumcised penis in an automatic pencil sharpener there fore removing any present foreskin
(Possible side effect: mutilation)

Teacher: Terrance what the fuck are you doing
Terrance: my parents couldn’t afford my circumcision as a kid

Teacher: why the fuck are you sticking your penis in a pencil sharpener
Terrance: it’s just the old automatic circumcision trick

by I_have_Lupus_7 February 24, 2019

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Automatic Head Removal Syndrome

An individual with Automatic Head Removal Syndrome (AHRS) will live a life of incessant and unending suffering of which any form of mercy is confiscated, and all hope is instantly overshadowed by uncontested despair. They are forced against their will to commit horrific acts that no one should see. In the event eye contact is made, the individual will become instantaneously incapacitated until the deed is done, that deed being the beheading of the viewer. The process is swift, but undoubtedly agonizing and traumatic. The individual may only watch from an empty shell as the murderous act is executed. Those suffering from AHRS may also have a stinky wiener hole.

Gay: Do you have automatic head removal syndrome?
ARHS: Please stand by while head is removed

by SevenCorn January 25, 2021

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