Australian Breakfast

An australian breakfast is when your partner is asleep and you wake them up with oral sex. It's eating out, but down under.

Tomorrow morning, I'm going to treat you to an Australian Breakfast

by manbexarp1g August 28, 2019

Australian Beltbuckle

Testicles hanging over the top of one's pants as a prank

Person 1: Hey, I just got back from Australia, would you like to see the belt buckle I got there?
Person 2: Sure!
Person 1: *Exposes testicles*
Person 2: Oh god!
Person 1: That's my Australian Beltbuckle. It comes from down under.

by Lex Loci November 13, 2009

Australian football

A sport in Australia, somewhat close to rugby. It is an overall, sport of doom. It gives men a wide-open space in which to kill each other in a legal fashion. Very entertaining, it is the most intense (and confusing) sport you will ever watch!!

you're as intense as Australian Football!

by Imp Ella June 14, 2008

australian vampire

This is when you go "down under" on your girl when its that time of the month.

Hey babe, are you on your period yet so I can give you the australian vampire?

by Crossycrossy March 24, 2010

The Australian Girl

When a man reaches DOWN UNDER his leg and back up between his legs to grab his junk and masturbate.

After tiring of the stranger, I decided to sample the southern hemisphere and gave myself The Australian Girl.

by Chilihelmet August 21, 2008

australian drunk

One step away from being hospitalised.

Bob: Man, I woke up this morning on somebody's front lawn, 3 blocks away.
Barry: That's what you get for getting Australian drunk.

by 75966r3 May 3, 2008

Australian Style

A sex position originally from Australia in which both partners are upside down on the stairs in hand stand position with the male on a lower stair. The man then inserts his penis into the woman's ear and starts intercourse.

"jee mate. I heard Brett did it with Courtney Australian style!"

"Well you know what they say,"Everthings backwards in Australia!""

by Quinrek Barmour January 8, 2012