by Shrek The Ogre The Third November 13, 2019
The prettiest girls were born on this day. They have the prettiest eyes filled with curiosity and hope, they always try their best to make you happy. December girls can’t even with her beauty. If you find a girl born on this day, you’re a disgrace if you don’t become her friend or if you harm her, ignore her, or do anything that doesn’t make her feel good. She’s too good for you anyway
by Defining101 November 2, 2019
the day that a amazing person was born and kind of needs mental help! august 30 is also National High Five Your Friend In the Face With a Chair Day. It is also National Your Mom Jokes Day
P1 " hey bro, its august 30, you know what that means"
P2 "What do you mean?"
P1 *grabs a chair*
P2 " What are you doing?!"
P1 "Your mom!!"
P2 * hit across the face with a chair*
P2 "What do you mean?"
P1 *grabs a chair*
P2 " What are you doing?!"
P1 "Your mom!!"
P2 * hit across the face with a chair*
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