pulling an astro

a type of tantrum or emotional distress, due to the inability to accept experiences that do not go as initially anticipated.

popularized by 14 year old rapper contestant "Astro" in the american television-hit contest show "X-Factor", when the teen lashed out after finding out he had to perform to remain in the show.

example 1:

Astro: "If you want to put me in the bottom two, I don't want to perform for people who don't want me here."

Bob: " oh shit, that dude is pulling an astro."

example 2:

Bob: "this sucks, i don't want to play monopoly with you anymore, you bought all the damn rich lanes."

Lisa: "Fuck you Bob, go cry and pull an astro out your ass."

by bobthedeliciousman November 19, 2011

Tiffani Klara Åström

Tiffani Klara Åström (also known as Tiff) is a famous author and politician from Sweden. She wrote “Dark Lights, Dark Shadows”, the most recognized LBBM biography in the world. In 2020, she became an influencer on Instagram with over 50 million followers. She remains very humble and appreciates all of her fans from all over the world.

Tiffani Klara Åström spreads peanut butter, not hate. Everyone should be like her.

by bobduncan1 December 15, 2020

Astro Travelling

More specific than the definition of Astro Traveling. Astro Travelling is driving whilst high on mari. The term is used prolifically by Quasimoto and/or Madlib

Yo we flying through your
Neighbourhood at hyperspeed//
Astro Travelling off that hydro weed

by DoubleKay January 20, 2009

Astrology Passage

JEREMIAH 10:1-2.

Astrology Passage,

1) Israel, listen to what Yahweh says to you,
2) Yahweh says, "Do not learn the customs of the pagans. Do not be concerned about astrological signs like the pagans are."

by Herbert W. Armstrong III June 14, 2009

Astro Faggot

The one and only word that over powers "gaylord". May only be used after one gets called a gaylord, and never used any other time.

Guy 1: "fuck you you're gay."
Guy 2: "Well you're a gaylord, O0o0O0ohhhhh I won!!!!"
Guy 1: "Astro Faggot."(walks away calmly)
Guy 3: (To Guy 2) "Dude you just got owned!"

by MrBugle69 November 13, 2011

Astroid Ass

When a girl has a butt that just looks fucking fantastic in pants, but once the pants come off it has so many craters it looks like an astroid.

Can also sometimes been seen when wearing very tight skirts.

Example 1
Girl 1: Ugh, she has such an astroid ass! Everyone thinks it looks so nice, but it's really not that nice!
Girl 2: I know dude, I saw that shit in the locker room the other day!
Example 2
Student 1: Dude, Ms D has such a nice ass!
Student 2: It's not that nice dude, wait until she turns around in that tight skirt. That shit's an astroid ass!

by BagFullOfBlowjobs December 13, 2014

Astrology

A made up thing for retards who believe the position of the earth at a certain point in time is relevant to your personality. Astrology also claims to be able to see your future by “reading your palm”. It attempts to predict many other future events due to objects in different areas. Mainly teenagers believe in it because it says great things about them and they believe whatever they want to hear.

Person 1: Hey, according to astrology, I will have 5 kids and a beautiful wife when I am older!

Person 2: You fucking retard how can you believe in that shit...???

by Minecraft epic gamer 69 420 December 24, 2019