asslogist

A person who has a Hood degree In Booty (ie)ASS.

Sorry but my Asslogist says it fake .

by Jay To September 19, 2020

Asslighting

Asslighting (noun): When a large ass first appears smaller than it actually is, causing a person to question their own memory or sanity. See also: Ass illusion, thicc trickery, booty mind games.

Don't let the Spanx fool you; it's all asslighting, bro.

by Thicccheeks Nietzsche June 23, 2023

assage

Assage is a massage meant to assuage the pain in the ass

like a rite of passage
she requested a massage
just when the asset age
instead she got an assage

by vetclinician September 26, 2023

New York Asslanders

Another way to say the NHL team "New York Islanders" as an insult. Said by New York Rangers fans.

Fuck the New York Asslanders

by TheRealUltraJack299 December 4, 2022

assmagnet

1. Something/someone that attracts asses.
2. A person who does no work in a game, yet who sticks to you, to run in and grab loot while you are busy fighting.
3. Polipugget's level 91 Lord on Diablo II's USWest server.

1. Why must I be surrounded by assholes? What am I, some kind of assmagnet?
2. Fuck off, thieving assmagnet, go get yourself killed.
3. AssMagnet is really strange.

by puggles April 17, 2003

asslighting

Pressuring a heterosexual male friend into trying anal play just to call him gay afterwards.

A: u told me i would be stiff if i didn't let her peg my ass
B: nah bro, ur gay now. we were just asslighting you

by PeterPenis123 September 20, 2020

assbag

1)A term of endearment used to excite one's lover into a passionate frenzy.

2)The man or woman who often uses the above-mentioned term (see #1).

3)The man or woman who often falls for the above-mentioned assbag (see #2).

1)"Walk with me, my sweet assbag, through vast fields of nasturtiums, and our love will resonate for eternity."

2)Only an assbag would say "through vast fields of nasturtiums..."

3)Only an assbag would date someone who says "through vast fields of nasturtiums..."

by TGirl Rexxx June 19, 2004