asshat

A close cousin of the Ass-clown, typically identified by a jovial expression and an outward misunderstanding of how he/she is perceived, combined with a generally misguided conception of what is sociably acceptable amongst his/her fellow peers.

Said persons' frequent attempts at humor usually lead to he/she making an ass out of his/herself. Not to be confused with ass-hole.

Term of brother love used by the MAAN Clan

"Quit throwing pennies at that homeless man, you asshat."

"Hey asshat, thanks for Frag."

by Clown asshat February 21, 2008

Asschach

The imprint left on a black leather chair from sitting there naked after powdering your taint with goldbond or baby powder.

Person # 1: -Dude someone left a narsty Asschach on my dad's computer chair!
Person # 2: -Yeah, it kind of looks like a strange white bat.

by DJShadowNinja September 2, 2013

scrub ass chat bitch

Someone who is indeed a scrub while holding the title of a chat bitch.

fuck you scrub ass chat bitch kys!

by shon-sama and dureiku-sama December 15, 2015

ass-chat

When a person (especially a customer) stands behind you, asking questions, while you're bent over doing a task.

Customer (seeks someone bent over): "Excuse me, where are your kids books? Oh, wait, do you work here?"

Bookseller #1: *Gets up* "They are right over there."

Bookseller #1 to Bookseller #2: "Why did she ass-chat me instead of waiting until I got up, or just ask you?"

by McCloskey February 4, 2010

Close Minded Asshats

The majority of people who post on here. Mainly the people who post hateful things about a group of people.

Don't hate someone because they are part of a group, whether they are juggalos, emo, scene, goth, metalhead, jock, etc.

If you do you are a close minded asshat.

(Some people might point out that I'm contradicting myself, because I'm calling a group of people close minded asshats. Sometimes you might need to contradict yourself to get a point across.)

by DenTheHalfNorwegianWarrior May 31, 2010

asshat

a really annoying/mean person

'you are such an asshat'

by jenna rae July 15, 2008

asshat

A person that has their own head up their own ass, thus creating a hat out of their own ass. Also, an object that sits upon one's head and smells of shit.

"You asshat, take off that asshat!"

by Silty Loam March 10, 2010