asspooh

When dealing with large quantities of food, members of the Tahichi tribe used sticks of bamboo (called teih pipes) to massage their abdomens in order to digest food proficiently. It is believed that one tribe member ate so much food that the teih pipes were not enough. So the tribe leader, Waehay, judo kicked the member square in the cooch, creating a force so immeasurable that his abdomen had no choice but to release a rocket turd out of his rectum. The other members were so shocked by the triumph, they decided an onomatopoeia represented the event fairly, leaving this sound to be named asspooh.

My god. Did you hear what Dale just created in our bathroom? It was like: ASSPOOH!!!

by Yesssssa December 16, 2021

yepits assgoo

phrase. confirmation of anal leakage

"dude, ur pants are wet... is ur ass leaking?"
"yepits assgoo"

by fredxburger August 20, 2007

asswookie

A Legendary rare breed of Donkey (hence "ass") interbred with a Wookie.

I was walking down the street and I saw a real asswookie!

by Alan August 21, 2004

asstoo

An asstoo is when you get your ass or hips tatooed. Girls do this more then guys.

Did you see her butterfly asstoo its hot.

by Joe Kicks Your Ass June 28, 2006

assfootoligist

afterwards when you get a size 12 foot up your ass this is what you will call in order to get my foot out of your ass!!!

help, help, call the assfootoligist i got a foot in my ass!!

by docass February 28, 2010

AsSblossom

One who is blooming from within his rectum.

He will soon asSblossom from his asS.

by M-INENT 1 December 1, 2003

assbox

a friend who you concider a tool

my friend Buck is an assbox

by Anonymous September 11, 2003