Person A: Bro, I just commited arson the other day. You proud?

Person B: What the fuck Person A.

Person C: So that's why the house across the road was on fire.

Person B: WHAT THE FUCK Person C!
by kelper_ October 19, 2021
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a funny crime that tends to spend money on roblox
"did you see him commit arson?"
— arson is a crime.
by shenchi March 9, 2023
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The art of lighting shit on fire for severe reasons, as a vendetta, to declare your love, or just for fun !
"Deck the halls with gasoline
falalalala lalalala
Light a match and watch it gleam
falalalala lalalala
Now the school's burning to ashes
Falala lalala lalala
Arent u glad u played with matches ?
falalalala lalalala!"
"Dude wtf that's arson"
"Christmas arson !"
by AurinkoSun January 1, 2022
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It's a crime. Just a crime.
Not a joke (if you make arson jokes you're the most insufferable annoying dipshit to roam earth)
And it's not a name (you aren't cool for naming yourself after a crime)
"Haha let's go commit arson together uwu"
"Shut the fuck up no one likes you emily"
by Aboxofsoap July 23, 2022
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Those weird trans dream stans that think they’re so quirky and cool but it’s a phase that’ll eventually grow out of
(I’m trans btw pls don’t be transphobic)
My name is Arson and I like dweamy and gogy uwu 🥺🥺💚💙”
by AAArLr January 21, 2022
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