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apple sitting

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Sitting on a man's Adam's apple for the purpose of sexual stimulation. Gargling can be used as to induce vibrations, and enhance the experience.
Susie has been Apple sitting all day. Poor Elliot.
by Etcake14 October 22, 2015
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apple splatter

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I was running to the bathroom but got Apple splatter on the wall.
by Eatmyassbitch69 September 29, 2017
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Apple Sense

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Apple Sense (AppleTerm) is known as the 6th sense used by humanity. There are 5 main senses but there is also the hidden 6th sense (Apple Sense). What is Apple Sense? Apple Sense (AppleTerm) is something mysterious that allows you to be sensitive to your desire or need. As long as you keep on thinking about the matter constantly for at least 5 days, You will subconsciously use it. Regardless of where you are, all your senses will be heightened when it comes to your desire. This includes surfing the web, social media, and even gaming. It is not luck, it is an innate skill. As long as you constantly think about it and you act to look for answers. Apple Sense will aid you. Of course, do pray to the AppleKing for higher power help if you desire extra help.
"Oh yay, I had so much trouble over the years yet when I

consciously used the Apple Sense, I found what I desired in 10 days."
by AppleKing(Ruler Of Apple) December 13, 2020
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Green Apple Satanists

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People that worship the only real evil in the world, Green apple Jolly Rancher water flavoring. This group of people are the worst of the worst, more horrible than regular Satanists and the KKK combined.
Guy one: hey, have you heard of the Green Apple Satanists?

Guy two: stay away from them! They'll sacrifice then eat your new born
by DevoutPumkanist May 19, 2017
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criss-cross-apple-sauce

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sitting cross-legged or otherwise known as "Indian style"
Jimmy was sitting criss-cross-apple-sauce ready for story time.
by Susan Focker September 15, 2007
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apple sider

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A sexual position used during applecourse due to the side-slung location of male apple genitalia
After a long day in the cold, he was ready for a hot apple sider
by All Access Andy February 4, 2009
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Apple sack

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He has a big apple sack.
John was punched in the apple sack twice.
by Nik Gonzales May 23, 2006
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