anxiety drinking

Getting fucked up when you are nervous as hell.

Sarah was anxiety drinking at the company event and ended up passing out in her plate of mashed potatoes.

anxiety drinking by hockeyfan999999 September 20, 2016

Anxiety Bears 

A feeling of massive guilt or shame as if you murdered someone last night and forgot that you did it and the cops are coming to your house any minute.....But in reality all you did was spend $1,000 on a 3 day binder

Jay Fizz- "Hey Trav how you doing today, wanna go chase some tail at the mall?"

Trav- "No way man, I'm fighting off the anxiety bears bad right now, last night was black out city"

Anxiety Bears by The Gift1 October 10, 2009

Anxiety Vagina 

When you have anxiety and are not able to get wet or reach orgasm.

I wanted to have sex with my SO, but the anxiety vagina was so bad, I couldn't get wet.

Anxiety Vagina by Gigi Engle August 24, 2016

anxiety swiping 

an anxiety swipe is when you start getting nervous about a guy/girl that you're seeing or talking to.... so you go on your dating app of choice and swipe through numerous humans just to distract yourself.

I'm not sure how its going with Ryan so I went on Bumble and started anxiety swiping.

anxiety swiping by therambler1327 January 6, 2019

Anxiety doors 

A synonym for revolving doors as one must time their entrance perfectly in order to pass through them and remain unharmed.

Oh no! here come the anxiety doors!
I dislike going through the anxiety doors.

Anxiety doors by AgentBubblegum October 9, 2019

anxiety and depression 

The worst fucking bitch you will ever know

Head: you dumb ass bitch you ugly you have anxiety and depression

Person: I know :(

anxiety and depression by NANA_bitches January 2, 2021

Anxiety Fart

Being so overcome with feeling that some flatulence actually sneak out, usually from laughing really hard, or experiencing another extreme emotion.
Usually, in more serious cases, people tend to look the other way, like in nursing homes or car accidents, but yet the normal human will sneak that one giggle out before wiping the smile off of their face.

Man1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Men 2,3, and 4: Idk why?
Man1: To get to the other side!
All Men together: *laughing hysterically*Man3 farts noticeably while loling.
All Men: Laugh harder from the seeping flatulence.
Man 2: *farts*
Man 1: *while laughing* you guys have a bad case of the Anxiety Farts don't you?
Man 3: Yeah, its just some Laughing Gas.

Anxiety Fart by CyNickSter December 27, 2010